Dear Toys-R-Us,
This email is about the massive reduction of your bottom line. By the time you get this message, no less than 20,000 gun owners have already read every word and told ten of their friends.
I have been shopping at Toys-R-Us as my EXCLUSIVE source for toys for what seems like a lifetime. But I cannot and will not give you another dime of my money, and neither will millions of other lawful, peaceable Americans.
I took my LAST walk through the Toys-R-Us aisles today -- I was met with an entryway FILLED with guns. Water-blasting H20 rifles, projectile-throwing pellet launchers, noise-making blam-blammers -- guns to train your customers' children TO POINT AND SHOOT. Guns that pay your wages and dividends. Guns you market to kids.
I could point to your Rosie-like hypocrisy with that one, of course, but the real AMMO was further back in the store, where I scored some really insightful displays of your Program-Children-to-Be-Violent "Games".
Interesting business you're in. I knew the current trend to program children with violence was quite a lucrative endeavor, but you're quite the leader in this business! You sell HUNDREDS of these "games" to children who, according to one of your employees "start as young as 4 years old." (Your employees were very helpful in directing me to the most violent games you market to children; your managers have trained them to be very polite and helpful. It's a shame you'll be laying some of them off before closing some of your stores altogether.)
I will not shop at another of your stores -- ever. I will not allow my child to receive any gift purchased from your stores either.
Sincerely,
J.P. Huber