I chuckled when I read this and thought you fellow TFLers would enjoy it. It's the ultimate in personal defence on a watercraft.
Rome
http://www.west.net/~lpm/hobie/archives/v1-i2/humor.shtml
[This message has been edited by Rome (edited April 27, 2000).]
Rome
http://www.west.net/~lpm/hobie/archives/v1-i2/humor.shtml
[This message has been edited by Rome (edited April 27, 2000).]