Reconciliation is over

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Let the Beatings Begin

Crawford, TX---President-elect Gov. George W. Bush today announced that the
time for national reconciliation "is over", and intends to sign legislation
ordering all Democrats to report for "post-election beatings."

"Al Gore's supporters have called for period of healing," Bush said during a
press conference at his ranch in Crawford. "Well, they'll have plenty of
time to heal...in the hospital!"

Wielding a Louisville Slugger, and smirking up a storm, Bush made his
comments while taking practice swings in the family living room.

"Yeah, buddy," exalted Bush. "Imagine Bill Daley's head right about here."
Bush then executed a powerful slashing stroke. The bat made an audible
whoosh.

"Bastards tried to steal this election from us, after we won it fair and
square. So now, it's time to open up a big 'ol can of Texas whoop ass!"

Several of Bush's Jack Daniel's-swigging supporters were also present at the
press conference, and greeted the new President's comments with loud yelps and 'Yahoos!' while firing six shooters into the air.

Bush said he intended to set up regional beating centers throughout the U.S., with the majority of them located on the East coast, and a "celebrity" center in Hollywood, CA.

"Yeah, we want Alec Baldwin, Martin Sheen, and Rosie O'Donnell to feel extra special while they get what's coming to them. It's only fair."

Bush explained that the beatings would settle all disputes between Republicans and Democrats, and would serve as a reminder to Gore supporters "that it's not nice to steal."

- Author unknown, forwarded by a GOPN&V reader
 
Steel pipe, 1/2" diameter, 'bout 20 inches long. Don't stop till it's bent 90 degrees. Grab new pipe. Continue.
 
For all that I like the idea of violent payback to all sorts of critters,please consider three things:
1)most of us have Democrat friends
2)some TFLers are Democrats
3)this thread just might get quoted elsewhere

Sorry to be a killjoy.
 
Better watch out - TFL will be top on the "hate site" list. See thread http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=50720

I did get a kick out of it though. To expand on what Oleg said - the ainti's view us all as hate mongers firing our six shooters into the sky with blatent disregard for life. We don't want to spread this image any further than possible.

Perhaps another solution... "You fight your wars with a gun, I fight mine with a fountain pen" - Now, I would grin ear to ear if Dubya serves justice. Approx. five seconds after being sworn in, he turns to Klinton and says "Mr. Klinton, you are under arrest... and your little butt boy Al... he's under arrest too". Many of the charges against the two of them were never followed through with because they were the mighty pres/v.pres duo. Once they are out... it's open season. Plus, they'll get the ass whoooopin they deserve in the penn.

-Jest
 
Sounds more like it was penned by a sarcastic, bigoted liberal who wants to keep pounding the drum that we're all Neanderthals. No offense, but I think this is beneath TFL, and of no use here.

Regards from AZ
 
This is obviously a satirical article, most likely written by a liberal or by The Onion. This thread, though, is becoming pointless.

[Edited by TheBluesMan on 12-21-2000 at 02:10 PM]
 
It's time to stop worrying about what anti's THINK about us.

Does anybody here actually think that our FORE FATHERS gave a rat's @ss about what the British 'thought' of them when they kicked them out of this country in the first place???

If you are worried about what 'appearance' we give to the world or to the 'anti's' then perhaps you should just give up now. Because, if you are worried about what freedom stealing morons think of what you are doing, then you are trying to win this 'game' on their rules. SCREW their rules. We can only win this if we WIN this by using EVERY weapon in our arsenal (figuratviely and literally). And the media pronouncement be damned!!
 
I don't care what the antis think.
I do care what the fence-sitters think, though.
They can make the difference between resolving our issues peacefully and not.

I also care about keeping to the High Road. Our cause, I believe, depends on it.

This, incidentally, ain't it.
 
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