Bush: Spoiled little rich-boy elitist who's never done jack without help from his Daddy and Daddy's oil buddies. Can't keep his foot out of his mouth. Not competent to hold public office.
McCain: At least he has cojones, but he would be impotent as Prez because the Hill would eat him alive for his backing of campaign finance reform.
Gore: A media-managed talking head, the Ken Doll of politics. What kind of guy marries a woman named "Tipper" who lost a debate with Frank Zappa?
Bradley: The "thinking man's candidate", with all the personality of cold Cream of Wheat. Been campaigning for months and I still don't know his platform. I don't care how many rebounds he got.
Buchanan: Religious fascist. No program on anything other than making Christianity the official and only legal religion.
Ventura: Smart enough to get the hell out of politics after his one freak term as Gov. Do we need his mouth in international relations?
Trump: That swelled head must the the cause of the bad hairdo. He's Perot Mark II -- no way he can handle the negotiation and compromise required.
Keyes: Actually has several ducks (not all) in a row, and a sense of humor to boot, but if they shot Dr. King for preaching they'd sure shoot Keyes for moving into the White House.
Forbes: Another spoiled rich kid like Bush. He's a one-issue candidate, even if the flat tax does have some interesting possibilities. Let Forbes write it, though, and you can bet there'll be plenty of loopholes for the county-club set.
Since all the possible candidates from the major parties are unsatisfactory, I'll have to vote for Harry Browne of the Libertarian Party. I know he has little chance of winning this one, but the LP has by far the best total platform (see
www.lp.org). At least my conscience will be clear, and no matter who wins, I can say "Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him".
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Dave
Deep in the Florida Swamps