Prediction for GW's Inauguration

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Byron

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From Florence King, in National Review:

"At W.'s Inauguration on January 20, Al Gore will pull out a gun and try to shoot himself, but won't be able to get the trigger lock off."
 
I predict that GWB will assume the job formerly held by Billy Boy Clinton. J.Jackson will protest, because people of color were not given the best seats and Al Gore will keep a smile throughout the ceremony.

May God help him, because it just might be a rough four years!!!
 
Prediction; George W. Bush will have his Inauguration on January 20th 2000 interrupted by protesters led by Jesse Jackson and other race agitators backed by the Democratic Party.

The prediction of Florence King is that Al Gore will appear at the inaugural and attempt to shoot himself in protest of the election results. However he may not succeed due to his inability to get the trigger lock off.

If he does succeed this may be the result of the curse of the 0 ending digit presidents being killed and therefore reveal that Al Gore really did win the election.

The bright spot of all of this is that the four years of Dubya’s presidency will not have the curse to deal with.

PROSOUTH
 
Betcha Bush finds that the good china and silverware are missing from the White House AND aircorps one. Thusly Klinton going one better than Johnson who only cleaned out the planes.

Only two years till next election, gotta keep busy, lots of trash to sweep out.
 
I predict he won't get inaugurated, but then I am a pessimist.

That way I am either always right, or at least, pleasantly surprised.:D
 
Dubya will be inaugurated and he will enter the White House. Clinton will leave him a White House spic and span. Not a shred of paper will be left behind. Everything that can be used as evidence will be boxed up and shipped to Little Rock for the Clinton monument, err library.

By the way, does anyone out there know who has the government contract for burn bags and thermite grenades. I suspect we'll see increased usage over the next three weeks.
 
I think we`re gonna see some real

interesting "tattletale" books in the next couple of years. I also think they`re gonna be a lot more profitable than Simon & Shyster`s 8 million dollar comic book.
 
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