Politically Incorrect: The "Gold" Edition

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Politically Incorrect

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Since I already have a 1911, CZ, .44 Mag revolver, and a mouse gun and all the rifles I wanted: AR-15, AK-47, Mauser, and a Garand...

..I ordered a Desert Eagle in .50 AE plated in 24K Gold.

Would this gun be considered "politically incorrect?" :)

This will be my last gun I purchase for awhile. I promise! ;)

See? There are good reasons NOT to be married!
 
Now you have to have your AK hardchromed, buy a late 70's Cadillac and change your name to Lavonne "Magic" Juan.
 
How about a 1973 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible? :)

It's big, gets 10 mpg with its 500 cubic inch power plant but I can ride around with the top down and fit 10 people in it. I bought it off a family friend who had it in a garage for the last fifteen years.

The bad thing about cars vs. guns is that guns do not have any rubber to dry rot. The tires on the Caddy only had 500 miles on them, but dry rotted over the years.

Lavonne "Magic" Juan? It does have a ring to it. ;) But I'm not hispanic.

-Tommy
 
It doesn't matter if you're not hispanic. Besides, it's all about what's in the parentheses, like "Boom-Boom", or "2-tone". Get da picture?

Chris
 
Now what you need to do is get a nice Zebra skin holster for that gat. Or even better, ditch the holster and just wear it around your neck with a big gold chain. Don't forget the glass shoes with goldfish in them. And you may want to look into getting some real baby seal hide seats for your Caddy. :p

Word.

Larry "Mac Funk G Dawg" Correia
 
I was wondering if Mr. T wore a gold plated .357 Magnum around his neck. With all that jewlery, you really couldn't tell. Talk about concealed carry!

Big Cadillac, Big Gun, now all I need are some big sideburns.

Thank ya, thank ya very much.

Elvis never had a gold plated gun. Or did he?
 
Pimps? I thought only Russian mob enforcers carried Desert Eagles nowadays.

How about getting some Thunderwear for your new "piece"?
 
"Lavonne "Magic" Juan? It does have a ring to it. But I'm not hispanic."

How bout "Scorpio"? Classic pimp name with no ethnic ties. A proper Scorpio wears an eye patch, jeri curl in a doo rag with a velvet fedora, cane, oh yea, and a gold plated Desert Eagle :D. I smell a Halloween costume. Pictures !

I'd roll on up to the range in the Caddy on the 31st. G'yea.
 
The only problem I'm having is that I bought this caddy and I've found out that the exhaust manifold is cracked in a couple of places (thought I smelled fumes.)

I'll have a 24k gold Desert Eagle, but won't be able to afford the ammo for it.

At least I'll look cool. Now who took my bottle of jeri curl?
 
You need a suit with that...

 
Just a wild guess

P.I., I bet you wear a gold earring, yes?

BTW, does the gun come with a pinky ring and a diamond for your front tooth?

Regards;)
 
No, I don't wear an earring. I've always grown up thinking that earrings are for women and pirates.

And for the amount you pay for such a gun, one ought to get a pinky ring, diamond cap for your tooth, and a thick gold chain and four finger ring.

Being a pimp isn't in this white boy's future anyway.

No, I need a ten gallon cowboy hat, bull horns for my caddy and a horn that plays "Dixie." :)

Of course, I'm not much of a cowboy either.

I just thought that once I received my settlement that I would buy a Desert Eagle I've been wanting for awhile. And while I'm paying for one, I might as well go all out and buy the gold one.
 
"Politically 'Pimp Daddy' Incorrect"
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George, you are so bad.



Politically Incorrect,

Throw those exhaust manifolds away and get a set of headers and replace the mufflers with glasspacks. That would be true "Pimp Daddy" style. Even with the cowboy hat. :D
 
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