Political Warts

Will Beararms

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For the most part, I have been lucky when it comes to health issues in my 36 years save injuries that resulted from my own stupidity.

During a period in my life when I wore a crew cut, I contracted a case of common warts on the back of my neck. I'm still not sure that they did'nt come from my barber and a dirty razor. At the age of 26, I epxerienced the embarassing and unpleasant task of eradicating these monsters.

I learned that the only way to rid yourself of warts is through continuous and intense treatment. I tried everything-----topical solutions, lazer therapy but it came down to monthly trips to the dermatologist and good old cryogenic gas. The scars remain but the warts, thank God are history.

This analogy can be applied to the Clintons. They are truly political warts and the only way to rid our society of them is to stay on constant guard. When we are successful in relegating both of them two an honorary tenure at some liberal arts college, the scars will remain. Case in point: oral sex is now considered not sex and as such many teenagers think nothing of it. Who do we have to thank for this trend? The biggest political wart of them all: Bill Clinton. Even worse, we have a chance of seeing Hillary in the U.S. Senate. If this occurs, our government will have one of the worst cases of political papiloma to hit since well, her husband came to town.

Lest anyone tire from the seemingly endless barage of court litigation involving the Clintons, remember warts require consistent and effective attention. Bill Clinton does not deserve to practice law in Arkansas much less anywhere else in this country. The Arkansas Supreme Court has decreed that he should lose is place on the Arkansas Bar. Clinton has already committed to fighting this decision. Hillary may face further scrutiny due to her past deallings. If and when these events occur. We must stand firm and exercise the proper methods of treatment to repair the damage these political warts have wreaked upon our Republic.

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"When guns are outlawed;I will be an outlaw."
 
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