Pissing Contest: Need Help From A Good Cartoonist!!!!

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Gary H

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We need a cartoon with Bush and Gore in a pissing contest. Now, the rules are that the guy that goes the furthest wins.

So, we can see that Bush has won this one, he shoots the furthest, but after the fact, Gore notes that he pissed more and should win. The cartoon shows him with a giant puddle, having just pissed all over his shoes.

Excuse my off the wall approach. You can bet that the Bush folks will do their best to fight an unfair process.
 
I'd like to see a political cartoon depicting Gore opening a soda bottle, looking under the cap and reading "Sorry, try again!" Then returning to the cashier angrily demanding a refund as he had got the "wrong bottle".

Maybe show dozens of opened, undrunk bottles all around him.

Or maybe the same idea with lottery tickets, each time demanding he receive another at no charge until he gets a winner.
 
Just a thought, but you might want to emphasize that one of them is a little more of a "straight shooter" than the other, and yellow streaks everywhere around Gore might be appropriate.

I have got to have a copy of the finished product, though.

Steve
 
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