Paul Revere and the Time Warp...

Tamara

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Upon seeing his signal in the belfry of Old North Church, the prototypical American hero threw his leg over his horse and galloped off to alert the Minutemen to impending danger. So intent was he on his crucial task that he failed to notice the zone of shimmering light on the road until he rode through it. The cyan shimmer faded and was replaced by strobing flashes of blue and red. His path was blocked by two cumbersome wagons marked with "Massachusetts State Police", yet no horses were in sight. Two official-looking young men with unusual lanterns signalled him to a halt. "Stand aside!" he shouted, "I must warn the militia in Lexington and Concord; the government is coming for their arms!" The two men glanced sidelong at each other, as if to say "We've got a live one here..." and approached Revere, unsnapping their holsters and resting their hands on their pistols.
"Excuse me sir, may I see your license, registration and proof of insurance for your, uh, conveyance, there?"
"What do you mean?" Paul half-yelled, disbelievingly "Please, good sir, I must warn the militia..."
"I'm sure you must, sir. License, please?"
"A license to travel? Have you lost your mind?"
The officers exchanged glances again. "Step down off the horse, please, sir. We're going to do a little field sobriety test."
Following the officer's instructions, and literally shaking from the stress of the delay to his vital ride, Revere's finger missed the tip of his nose by a good three inches. Worse, as he leaned back to try again, his coat fell open and he felt a hand snatch his flintlock pistol from his belt.
"Lemme guess, sir, you ain't got a license for this, either?"
"A license for a gun? I've never heard such utter..."
"Didn't think so." muttered the officer, cuffing Paul Revere with his partner's assistance and then shoving him into the back of the squad car after a brief struggle and much shouting about "... but Liberty depends on..." and such.

And so the men of Lexington and Concord sleep blissfully on, totally unaware of the gathering storm...

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"..but never ever Fear. Fear is for the enemy. Fear and Bullets."
10mm: It's not the size of the Dawg in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!

[This message has been edited by Tamara (edited November 04, 2000).]
 
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You have a warped imagination! <---said with the utmost respect. Kinda like a political satire cartoon without the drawing, if ya know what I mean.
 
Tamara,
A very creative way to make a point. Bravo!
I'm saving a copy of this one.

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Those who use arms well cultivate the Way and keep the rules.Thus they can govern in such a way as to prevail over the corrupt- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
 
Wow, I like that.... well, I mean, I don't like that it is absolutely true, but I do think it's rather clever :)

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The Alcove

I twist the facts until they tell the truth. -Some intellectual sadist

The Bill of Rights is a document of brilliance, a document of wisdom, and it is the ultimate law, spoken or not, for the very concept of a society that holds liberty above the desire for ever greater power. -Me

Compromising the right position only makes you more wrong.
 
Tamara, you have a twisted sense of humor.

I like that in a person.

pax

"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to start shooting the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
 
Nicely done! Sure does point out how our Rights have been salami-sliced away from us.

(Darned glad you're on OUR side! :) )

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Either you believe in the Second Amendment or you don't.
Stick it to 'em! RKBA!
 
Love it,now someone should make the cartoon to go with it.Could make it even more hard hitting.

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Bob--- Age and deceit will overcome youth and speed.
I'm old and deceitful.
 
A little Time Warp question...

I assume that a good holster is a definite plus - can't have the thing bouncing around whilst one is jumping to the left, etc...

What firearms (besides squirt guns) should one wear to TRHPS?

Lessee - better be stainless...
 
Nice job, Tamara. I enjoyed your writing. I wonder how Samuel Adams would fare in his home state? I can't help but shed a tear for the memory of what Massachusetts once represented, today represented by Wyoming and a few other American territories.

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Hoka-hey
 
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