Book of Armaments, Chapter 1, Verse 1:
And God gave unto his prophet, (John) Moses (Browning) a vision, and that vision was good. And the prophet (John) Moses (Browing) delivered unto the children of God the 1911 and the children of God were pleased in the wisdom of the Lord. They carried the 1911 to fields afar and with it, spewed the words of the Lord. And when Nations rebellious sought to refute the ways of the Lord, the children of God smote them with the 1911. Amen.