OUCH!

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jeffer

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Form the Roanoke Times and World News

BOGOTA, Colombia-----Surgens operated on a woman who smuggled an automatic pistol into a high security prison by concealing it in her rectum but was unable to remove the gun from it’s hiding place.
Tirsa Ruiz slipped the 7.65mm pistol past security checks on a visit last week to a suspected leftist rebel prisoner, local newspapers reported Saturday. But once inside the prison she realized the gun was stuck.
Claming she was pregnant, Ruiz 43 complained of acute stomach pains and was taken to a hospital. She stayed there for three days, the gun firmly lodged inside her. surgeons finally removed the pistol Wednesday after Ruiz confessed to the real cause of her discomfort.
 
For Sale: One 7.65mm semi-auto pistol. Used very little, needs good cleaning. Cheap.



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Gunslinger

We live in a time in which attitudes and deeds once respected as courageous and honorable are now scorned as being antiquated and subversive.
 
This is not an unknown strategy. There is an X-ray out there that I wish I had saved of
a NAA mini up the butt of someone.

The problem with rectum is that is closes tightly and the item migrates up the colon
to places you can't easily reach.

One physician made a good buck by inventing some gadget that can reach such stuff like light bulbs.

How do I know this? Used to work in a Medical school - very strange things you learn.

Also very fat guys are known to try to smuggle cheapy 25s or 32s into jail as they can be clenched between your nether region checks. I'm told rookies are told to search them or take the found gun to the evidence room.

Yuk!
 
ooh don't wanna touch that one! :D

Unhappy Shooter :(

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We preserve our freedoms by using four boxes: soap,ballot,jury, and cartridge.
Anonymous
 
Makes you kinda wonder if these people have ever heard of that new, high-tech device called: The String!!!

Consider: if you're smuggling a gun like that INTO jail, you probably are trying to get it in, to get someone else OUT.

I don't have any friends that I'd do THAT for! :eek:
 
Do you know who makes IA (inside-the-a**) holsters for this type of CCW :)?

[This message has been edited by Emin (edited March 06, 2000).]
 
As Damon Wayans said in "Major Pian," "This will clean you out faster than a burrito with bad guacmole sauce." I hope she dosen't sneeze.

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Gun control started the Revolutionary War!..."itcta alea est"
 
Sheesh!, an AD could have blown her brains out. Or for that matter she could have pulled it out with her teeth since her head was obviously in the same place as the gun.
It is comforting to know that the BGs really are this stoopid. :D

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Politically, Fashionably and Aerodynamically Incorrect!
 
From the Md prison System......

A convict at the Md Pen some years ago was complaining about chest pains and was escorted to University Hospital by two Correctional Officers. Their suspicions were aroused when the felon insisted he had to go to the bathroom as soon as the Doc ordered X rays. They kept him under very close surveillance until the X rays were seen.

This perp had a 32 revolver with a short bbl hidden in his rectum with a string around the grip to pull it out with. A medic pulled the string while the COs did their job. The attending physician said that the convict had, "A very lax sphincter muscle".

Inmate was charged with attempted escape and a weapon felony....

Think about it!!

The
 
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