"ODE" to Hill & Bill

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Well I'm gonna tell you a story of a man Bill.
Poor politician, barely kept his pecker still.
Then one day he was sittin' on his desk & up from the floor came a Brunette in a mess....
Monica that is, white trash, a Texas tease.
Well the next thing ya know ol' Bills a bein impeached, the kin folk says "Bill you're a Son Of A Bitch"!
We says the Penetentiary is the place you oughta be BUT they counted up the votes & the rest is His.Story :(
Bills that is ;), a lyin' fool .... move his @rse !
It's the Arkansaw Hill-Billies
Re posted by me for all the new people here :D

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It's a complete disgrace that we **can** joke about our Nation's President like that.

He should be behind bars.

CMOS
 
Put our President in prison, and he’d soon be living large,
I think we should put him on an ocean-going barge,
In a little bitty room, no higher than your knees
And ship him and Hillary to their friends, the Red Chinese.

Or ship ‘em out with Kennedy, and Diane Feinstein
And Madeline Albright (she ain’t no friend of mine),
And Schumer and Boxer and Jane, too, if you please
And then let's ship ‘em all to the Vietnamese!

I know that we’re just dreaming, trying to rid ourselves of them,
but the way our country’s going, things are lookin’ pretty grim,
So I mutter and I’ll curse some and just get another beer,
But by God, when we vote next, let’s ship ‘em outa here!

I was gonna say let’s ship ‘em to the Land Down Under,
But I’m sure our friends, the Aussie’s, would consider that a blunder.
And looking at their government, and the crap that they have shown,
Let’s not ship ‘em to the Aussies, they got troubles of their own.

Actually I just don’t care, just where we ship ‘em to,
Just ship ‘em out and far away, how does that suit all of you?
Then we’ll elect some new folks, and see what they will do,
And if they’re bad, then By God, we’ll send them packin’ too.

Republicans and Democrats disregard our Constitution,
And they’ve damned near destroyed the American institution.
So I’ll vote Libertarian, just what do you folks say?
I’ll vote for Truth and Justice, and the true American way.

It’s who we send to Washington, ain’t no way to say it sweetly,
If we don’t vote to save our Rights, we’ll lose them all completely!
We’ll be just another country, of the United Nations,
And our children? They will hate us, for many generations.

Madison and Jefferson, and ole Ben Franklin too,
Well, all our Founding Fathers, were educated, brave and true,
They risked their lives and livelihood with that Independence Declaration,
And I’ll search until I find someone, like them to guide our Nation.

And if you vote for George, just to NOT elect Al Gore,
Then you will lose your bitchin’ rights, and Gun Rights and more.
And If my vote is “wasted”, voting Libertarian,
At least my vote was not a vote, for the weaker sin.

So I’ll vote with our Forefathers, maybe give a Rebel yell,
And I’ll stand with Lady Liberty, (You know, it isn’t just a bell.)
And Liberty and States Rights, shall be my battle cry,
If they get me, it's for Liberty and Independence that I die.


[This message has been edited by Dennis (edited July 09, 1999).]
 
Good one Dennis !
For all you touristry types out there, please look for this<a><a href="http://www.earp.com/sexoffender.html"> sign</a> when visiting Arkansas !
And by the fates...IT'S BLUE !! :D

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[This message has been edited by HS (edited July 10, 1999).]
 
Hal,
I agree, but I figured I'd simply be reminded that there is now only ONE Vietnam.

(sigh) Life ain't easy for the doggerel poet.... (sigh) :D

I'm still for shipping them out. Maybe Diego Garcia??? And we'll put one of DC's water meters on their only water supply! And not give 'em any sugar cookies either!!!
 
dennis,
Once upon a time I was stationed on Diego Garcia in chagos archiapeligos, biot,,,and and as isolated and as rough as we had it back then,,,,,,its too nice a place to send those types........I suggest the most inhospitable place know to human kind and send them there...hell.....fubsy.
 
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