New York City Residents Love the Idea of the NRA Sports Restaraunt

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lead story June 8, 2000

NRA took its nralive cameras to Times Square
yesterday to check the pulse of New York City residents about the new NRA Theme Restaraunt.

It seems that only 42 anti self defense, anti civil rights ,golbal NWO socialist elitist, democrat politicians are against
the restaraunt because they are afraid of
its efect on their socialist NWO victim
disarmament political agenda.

Ordinary New Yorkers on the street love the idea and are eagerlly looking forward to their first visit.

NRA pledges to go forward with the plans for the restaraunt.

In a Panic, Komrade Klintonov hurried to New York City to stick foot in mouth and give a
NWO socialist anti civil rights speach condeming the idea of the restraunt.

I just love it. NRA could not buy this publicity for several millions of dollars!

I have said it before and I will repeat it now:
The NRA Sports Blast Restaurant is a big victory for our side.

Just the idea of it has gotten us several million dollers of free publicity.

The harder Komrade Klintonov and the anti civil rights NWO democrat socialist
politicians in New York City try to stop it,
the more they look like the gun grabbing, anti Constitution-- Nizas they really are.

It is already a several million dollar publicity blitz for us and NRA has yet to spend one dollar on its construction.

When the restaraunt opens, the first week it will be beyond mobbed with customers and thensome.

It will probably be advance reservations only for the first four months of opperation.

I live in Conn, about 100 miles away, and although I can go to game dinners at 4 local gun clubs and have my computer jammed full
of shoot em up video games like Doom 1,2,3,
and many custom add ons , Duke Nuken Atomic
and all the add ons, Quake 1 and Quake 2 and most of the add ons and Remington Virtual
Range and Gun Club and Hunting,

I am still planing to take a day trip and my 90 year old mother, to see the NRA Restaraunt.

Some how, I dont think I am the only one willing to take a 100 mile ride to see it.

It love it and I told you so first, hee,hee,hee!!!

Ps I know its not nice, but I always wanted to do that , just once; whooeee!~~~ and whoopdedoo ,too! Hurray for our side!

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Yep...I can see it now. Stockbrokers taking a long lunch to shoot a couple of rounds of virtual trap. "Executive Assistants" in business suits and sneakers shooting virtual skeet.

Won't be able to get near the place for at least a year!

Chuckie Schumer will have a cow :)


Geoff Ross

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One reason to vote in the next Presidential election.

It's the Supreme Court, Stupid!
 
Heck it's worth it, just to give Ariana a stroke: www.salon.com/news/feature/2000/06/08/nra/index.html
The NRA's Blast Cafe
Will the gun lobby's Times Square theme restaurant be a Planet Hollywood killer or a just a new franchise in bad taste?
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By Arianna Huffington
June 8, 2000 | The NRA wants to make gun-loving fully automatic fun! Ripping a page from the marketing plan of retail hotshots such as Planet Hollywood, ESPN Zone and the Disney Store, the National Rifle Association kicked off its annual convention last month with an announcement that it was planning to open a retail, dining and entertainment complex in the heart of New York's Times Square.
Known as the NRASports Blast </business/feature/2000/06/07/nracafe/>, the "family-oriented megastore" will feature a high-tech "virtual" shooting range, a theme restaurant specializing in wild-game cuisine and a shop peddling everything for the well-accessorized shooter.

Talk about one-stop shopping. Now, after watching "The Lion King" </business/feature/2000/06/02/animation/index.html> sing and dance his way into your heart on Broadway, you can stroll over to the Blast and get a leg up on having him stuffed and mounted. Or, for those too young for lions, there's the educational Mow Down Mickey arcade. Then, down Sniper's Alley, it's time to assault the Moving Target Cafe for a little powder-blackened quail or buckshot-tenderized venison tartar. Who knows, maybe they'll name their dishes after famous gun lovers: Bernie Goetz Buffalo Burgers, Klebold and Harris Pheasant à la Columbine </news/special/littleton>, Mark David Chapman Strawberry Fields Jubilee and the Kip Kinkel Family Sampler Platter -- all washed down with a frosty Colin Ferguson Long Island Railroad Iced Tea.
Sport shooting is "fun for the whole family," chirped NRA executive vice president Wayne LaPierre. "It's probably about the safest activity an American can pick up as a hobby." Absolutely. How many more times are we going to have to read about a young life cut short in yet another tragic stamp-collecting accident before we finally take to the streets to stop the madness? All Wayne is saying is give guns a chance.
When your message has been judged wanting in the marketplace of ideas, simply dress it up and see if you can sell it in the other marketplace. It's retail democracy. The NRA is desperately trying to remake itself -- to take the focus off party-pooping school shootings and workplace massacres and put it on making packing heat family-friendly. (Harold Hochstatter, running for governor of Washington, is already catching the spirit: His 4-month-old son has just become the NRA's youngest-ever lifetime member.)
Philip Morris is attempting a similar transformation. Utilizing a multimillion-dollar saturation ad campaign, with the cloying tag line "Philip Morris Cares," the corporate giant is trying to shift its image from Big Tobacco to Big-Hearted -- from maker of cancer-causing products to alleviator of hunger, domestic violence and AIDS, from purveyor of pain and suffering to hero in the battle to end them.
But, so far, it's not fooling anybody. Especially since last month 22 Colombian states filed suit against Philip Morris, accusing it of, among other things, tax fraud, smuggling, money laundering and doing business with known drug dealers. Apparently, Philip Morris also cares about turning a profit at any cost.
So what next? Maybe it should rent the store next to the NRA and open Big Tobacco's Puff Palace -- a shrine to the enduring love affair between Americans and smoking. It could feature a virtual trachea ride, allowing visitors to experience the mysterious and often thrilling journey that smoke takes as it travels from the oral cavity down the esophagus and into the literally breathtaking beauty of the lungs. And no more treating tobacco enthusiasts like social lepers, forced to brave the elements to enjoy a refreshing puff -- every table in the Big T Cafe would be in the smoking section.
And why stop with these two? Let's open a whole mall of superstores for special-interest groups with a PR problem. When even the man -- George W. Bush </politics2000/directory/candidates/george_w_bush/> -- who has presided over 131 executions grants a last-minute reprieve, it's time for some preemptive image polishing. Casting aside capital punishment's bloodthirsty, eye-for-an-eye message, the Execution Experience superstore will highlight the fun-for-all-ages aspects of death row. Have a seat in an exact replica of Florida's legendary "Old Sparky" electric chair -- every 10th customer gets a tush-tingling charge. (Talk about deterrence.) Or play Beat the Pardon, where contestants see if they can pull the switch before the virtual governor calls. And no one will be able to resist the mouth-watering all-you-can-eat buffet at the Last Meal Cafe. You name it -- they've got it!
Or how about a Pill for Every Ill -- a family-friendly megastore run by pharmaceutical giants such as Pfizer and Eli Lilly? </health/feature/2000/05/17/backlash/index.html> There'd be something for everyone. Drop those overactive youngsters off in Ritalinland -- there's not much for them to do, but they won't really care. And for your moody teens, there's the Prozac Pizza Parlor </news/feature/2000/03/21/prozac/> -- just one slice and their troubles melt away. Mom and Dad can then chill out at the No Angst Lounge with a soothing "smart cocktail" spiked with Valium, Zoloft and Paxil. Walk in stressed, stroll out with a new, blissful -- if slightly blurry -- outlook on life. And for Gramps, there's Pfizer's high-tech Virtual Viagra </people/feature/1999/11/24/fiend/index.html> -- all the fun without any of those nasty, life-threatening side effects and featuring a special holographic appearance by erectile-dysfunction poster boy Bob Dole.
It's the mauling of America.


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Sic semper tyrannis!
 
Notice that the anti-self defense activists can only make fun of this concept. Their only weapon is sarcasm ... logic is nowhere to be found.

Looking forward to visiting the place when it's up, but I agree ... I'll bet it will be quite busy the first few months.

Regards from AZ
 
The NWO socialist anti civil rights gun grbbers should be more carefull about their
critisizm because those are some killer marketing ideas and should be taken seriously
by the drug and tobacco companies.

If they built those stores with just a little modification of the ridicule propaganda, they would all be big hits.

They American public is bored and starved
for new entrertainment and has lots of cash to blow on it and a will to do so.

Carefull what you wish for in sarcasim,
because your sarcastic ideas are good money
makers and you might just get your wish!!!

Boy, talk about delicious irony.
 
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