New research on women and guns....4 laffs

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Lavan

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Winchester University studies have shown that women can lose weight and enjoy improved complexions as well as eliminate cellulite if they are exposed to bluing odors and gunsmoke. The effects are even enhanced by just being in a house full of guns, even if the guns are owned by the husbands or boyfriends.

Clip and save....heh
 
Lavan

You are writing checks, that your a** can't cash.

To suggest that women have a problem with being overweight, with bad complexions and
a ripply butt, is suicide.

What ever you do, don't come stand next to me when (THEY) get wind of you statement.

I am not flame resistant

Waterdog

[This message has been edited by Waterdog (edited July 23, 2000).]
 
INCOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!

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Those who use arms well cultivate the Way and keep the rules.Thus they can govern in such a way as to prevail over the corrupt- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
 
NOMEX! Got yer NOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEX right hea!

:)

Actually, it is indeed highly unfair to say that the majority of women have the cosmetic flaws alluded to above. However, to say that a lot of women *think* they have the flaws in question is...less questionable :).

Jim
 
I could smell this one from a mile away!!!!! :D
(now, what was that you boys were saying about my complexion?)
 
CindyH is living proof of the veracity of this study.

Um, I don't mean to imply anything about her appearance before we started going to the range together. Really.

Put down the meat-fork, honey... please?
 
hmm...what's this??? Lose weight? Improve my complexion? Get rid of cellulite????Apparently I need to be spending more time on the range because just hanging out in the house with the guns ain't doing a thing. Not that I worry about such things... ;)

-sarah
 
Lavan,
Thanks a BUNCH! (Grrr)

I read this to my wife and immediately she snapped back,
"It doesn't seem to help YOU!" :(
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>... lose weight and enjoy improved complexions as well as eliminate cellulite if they are exposed to bluing odors and gunsmoke. The effects are even enhanced by just being in a house full of guns, even if the guns are owned by the husbands or boyfriends ...[/quote]Hummmmmmmmm .... gunsmoke, check ... house full of guns, check ... perhaps I'm missing the bluing odors. Honey! Don't you have some guns that need rebluing? :D

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Refuse to be a "helpless" victim.
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