new! a salt wepun (humor)

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MAD DOG

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as a gun control promtin politician, i got me an idear a while back, an made up one of them there "a salt wepun" thangs just to show the liberul media types it were possibul fer anyone to do it.
theres a cowfield nextdoor, and they got blocks of salt there fer the cowz to lik on.
they hang em on stiks to keep em offen the ground. (the blocks, not the cowz)
I waited til one of em got down to about four pound worth, and then put a stick threw the hole in it.
makes a dandy club too.
i showed it to a ATF revenuer the other day, an he said it were all legal an everthang per there curint regulashuns.
they gotta figur out a way to get these on the band list right away!
it clearly got no sportin purposes, and you sure as hell caint use it fer duck huntin.

Signed,
democrat congressman billybob wingnut
 
Well gollee! I gotsa get me one of them theyre thangs!
 
We have a Costco down by the village. They has both strait salt and the pink uns with all them there mineral thingys added. Ah was shoppen ther and leaned over and licked on one of the pink uns. A blue hair flatlander lady bout had a hissy fit. Gots to do that more offen, maby them city folk'l go back down the hill.

Sam.....need water
 
A police officer arrested a fellow for assault and battery, and took him to the station house for booking. The booking seargeant, a vet with nearly thirty year's experience, wrote the entry in the log book, then made this cryptic notation beside it: 'S&B'.
The younger officer asked him what that meant. The seargent looked at him with disgust, and said, "It oughta be pretty obvious, son. It stands for salt and battery."

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Shoot straight & make big holes, regards, Richard at The Shottist's Center
 
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