Funny you should bring this up.
I actually had this opportunity several years ago. The neighbor to the rear (about 150 yards away) was a 'guest of the state' for a robbery conviction. His wife, also his accomlice, avoided a prison term since they had young children to take care of. (She had planned the robberies and driven the getaway car) Gee, that's fair, don't you think?
Anyways, several years later, just a couple of months before convict comes home, the wife runs off with her new boyfriend. That left the house abandoned. Weeds grew very tall on their property. Convict had transferred title to the house to his father before his sentencing just to make sure the wife couldn't sell it and take off. How fortunate he was to do this! Convict's dad, upon learning the wife had taken off, changed the locks on the house.
The week before convict is released, I was sitting at my dining room table and happened to notice that a truck had pulled aound back of convict's house, out of sight from the road. I see at least two subjects standing around, trying to get in to the house. The next thing I see was male subject attempting to kick in the back door. I got on the phone to the County Sheriff. I was told to stay on the line to give updates to the officers en-route. I also took the opportunity to grab a scoped rifle and draw a bead on the goings-on from an upstairs window.
The perps finally kicked in the door and were carrying things out of the house when the LEOs arrived out front. They walked around each side of the house and observerd subjects carrying stuff from the house to the truck. The cops must have told them to 'drop it' because I heard a woman's scream as she ran back in to the house. Cops guns get drawn and order the perps out of the house.
It turns out the wife, along with her new boyfriend, had indeed come back to loot the house and trash the inside. They knocked holes in the plaster, tore cabinets off the walls, broke open accessible plumbing, and really made a mess out of the inside of the house. They had access to the house for about ten minutes before the law arrived. I really wouldn't have been surprized if they didn't plan to torch the place when they got finished.
I was actually surprised that The cops got here that fast! I live a good ways outside of the nearest town. The Sheriff's Office is about ten miles away. Later I made a statement to the cops that I 'had them covered' from my upstairs window. They appreciated that fact and said as much.
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Remember, just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you!
[This message has been edited by Cougar (edited July 15, 2000).]