Name my gun

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LSU12ga

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Well, since i can't give my 870 a bris, that would make the barrel to short, i decided i would name it.

So i need all of your help to find an appropriate name for my all black, remington 870 supermagnum. I was going to call it honest abe, becuase of the ghettiesberg address, 4 score and 7....which i then realized was 807. damn, oh well.

So if you have any ideas, feel free to share them.

for inspiration, this is it, sans the magazine extention.

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Thanks,

Yoni
 
My ones called Vera. After the great scene in firefly

Turns and sees Jayne standing with meanest looking future shotgun imaginable. He cocks it, stonefaced.

JAYNE Do I have your attention?

MAL We're kind of going to extremes here,
ain't we?

JAYNE There's times I think you don't take me seriously. And I think that
oughta change.

MAL Do you think it's likely to?

JAYNE You got something you don't deserve.

MAL And it's brought me a galaxy a'fun I'm here to tell you.

JAYNE Six men came to kill me one time, and the best of them carried this. It's a Callahan fullbore autolock, customized trigger and double cartridge thourough-gage.

He holds it out to Mal.

JAYNE (cont'd) It's my very favorite gun.

MAL The explosive diarrhea of an elephant, are you offering me a trade?

JAYNE A trade? Hell, it's theft! This is the best gun made by man, and its got
extreme sentimental value! It's miles more worthy'n what you got.

MAL "What I got" - she has a name.

JAYNE So does this! I call it Vera.
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how about "Ten X Abe". four score and 7 is 87. 87 x 10 is 870.

You could also refer to it as your "blackjack" in reference to the old police thumpers.

Or, JSS ... for "Judgement, Swift and Sure" ...

If irreverence is okay with you, you could refer to it as "psalm 23" as in "...I will fear no evil, for thou art with me"
 
How about the Boxer Rebellion in honor of having such a dangerous item that the :barf: "esteemed senator from Kalifornia" :barf: would like to take away from you?
 
Well, even though it was not my intent, as I don't usually name my firearms, (except for my Python, which is My Baby), I think I have just named two of my shotguns.

Thanks, LSU for starting the thread.

My Model 1897 Riot gun will henceforth forever be known as "Psalm 23", and My 870 Wingmaster shall be forever known as "Lincoln X"


:D thanks folks !
 
kozack

nothing is final...i also like the idea of girls names. I wanted somthing that suggested a big woman, like bertha, but with out being too cliche'
 
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