In the beginning,,,
and that was the books,,,
Not the movies.
James Bond was reprimanded by M,,,
For carrying the unauthorized Beretta .25,,,
Instead of the duly authorized Walther PP? in .380
Sir James stated he was fine because he could hit where he aimed,,,
M told him to aim the bullet from the gun Her Majesty graciously provided for him.
Gawd but I wanted to be just like him when I was a kid,,,
I had all of the James Bond stuff mowing lawns could afford to me.
I had the trench coat,,,
I had the shoulder holster and pistol,,,
I even had the briefcase with the pop-out knife.
Open that briefcase incorrectly,,,
You got a face full of talcum powder.
And lets not forget the watch with the strangle-cord.
I used to wear all that great stuff to school,,,
Imagine if some kid did that now,,,
They would arrest his @$$.