Yeah, this post is over on GlockTalk in the "Barbie Boxer Survey" thread but some of you are immune to my polymer prosyletizing and dont get over that way. Anyway, I'm pretty gosh-darn proud of it, and it chaps my butt to no end that it's only gonna be read by some Berkely "Womyn's Studies" grad-student aide in her office, and then deleted. So, in search of some warm fuzzies, I'm posting it here for y'all to make fun of...
Since AOL is set as my default mail program, I had to manually mail in my answers. Complete with editorial commentary. Since they won't therefore be tabulated, or even read ("Eh, another pro-gun kook...") here they are, with pertinent questions...
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1. Close the "Gun Show Loophole" by Requiring Background Checks for Handgun Buyers at Flea Markets and Gun Shows.
2. Ban the Importation of High Capacity Ammunition Clips.
3. Require That All New Handguns Be Sold with a Child Safety Device.
4. Direct the Federal Trade Commission to Study How the Gun Industry Markets Firearms to Children.
5. Ban the Sale of Assault Weapons to Juveniles.
My Email:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>1. disagree (Specious, as the 'loophole' only exists for private sales, not dealers)
2. disagree (The arbitrary settings of what is and isn't 'high-capacity' serve no actual purpose in crime reduction. 3 10-shot magazines or two 15-shot; what's the difference? About 2.0 seconds- trivial.)
3. disagree (A "Child Safety Device". What is that? A 'trigger lock'? An action lock? A gun safe? An "Eddie Eagle" t-shirt? Responsible parents?)
4. disagree ("Study How The Gun Industry Markets Firearms To Children." That's rich. I mean that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in a while. I have watched Nickelodeon carefully, but I keep missing the ads by Glock. Are they subliminal, or perhaps 'backward masked' in Barney songs? If the gun industry really is "marketing firearms to children", perhaps you should leave them alone, as any industry so incompetently handled should die on the vine within the week. It's just not good business to market $300 to $500 items to folks whose disposable income mostly jingles in their pockets, especially when they can't legally purchase your wares, much less reach the countertop unaided.)
5. No Opinion (Alas, this question is so poorly phrased that I am unable to form an opinion on it. If by "juveniles" you mean "Under 18", which is the usual definition, then the question is bogus in it's entirety: sales of firearms, be they "Assault" or otherwise, is already banned to juveniles. However, you have nicely phrased it so that Joe Six-Pack and Suzy Soccer-Mom understand that you are foursquare behind the idea that we need to stop selling machine guns to sixteen year-olds. Artfully done, that.)
Unfortunately, this survey does nothing to advance informed and intelligent debate on this issue. Something that is sorely needed. Better luck next time.
Tamara K.[/quote]
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Tamara's House of Weapons: If we can't kill it, it's immortal.
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Club .40*&*, Top Guns *.357sig* club, Big Dawg #447
10mm: It's not the size of the Dawg in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!
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"..but never ever Fear. Fear is for the enemy. Fear and Bullets."
10mm: It's not the size of the Dawg in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!
Since AOL is set as my default mail program, I had to manually mail in my answers. Complete with editorial commentary. Since they won't therefore be tabulated, or even read ("Eh, another pro-gun kook...") here they are, with pertinent questions...
____________________________________
1. Close the "Gun Show Loophole" by Requiring Background Checks for Handgun Buyers at Flea Markets and Gun Shows.
2. Ban the Importation of High Capacity Ammunition Clips.
3. Require That All New Handguns Be Sold with a Child Safety Device.
4. Direct the Federal Trade Commission to Study How the Gun Industry Markets Firearms to Children.
5. Ban the Sale of Assault Weapons to Juveniles.
My Email:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>1. disagree (Specious, as the 'loophole' only exists for private sales, not dealers)
2. disagree (The arbitrary settings of what is and isn't 'high-capacity' serve no actual purpose in crime reduction. 3 10-shot magazines or two 15-shot; what's the difference? About 2.0 seconds- trivial.)
3. disagree (A "Child Safety Device". What is that? A 'trigger lock'? An action lock? A gun safe? An "Eddie Eagle" t-shirt? Responsible parents?)
4. disagree ("Study How The Gun Industry Markets Firearms To Children." That's rich. I mean that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in a while. I have watched Nickelodeon carefully, but I keep missing the ads by Glock. Are they subliminal, or perhaps 'backward masked' in Barney songs? If the gun industry really is "marketing firearms to children", perhaps you should leave them alone, as any industry so incompetently handled should die on the vine within the week. It's just not good business to market $300 to $500 items to folks whose disposable income mostly jingles in their pockets, especially when they can't legally purchase your wares, much less reach the countertop unaided.)
5. No Opinion (Alas, this question is so poorly phrased that I am unable to form an opinion on it. If by "juveniles" you mean "Under 18", which is the usual definition, then the question is bogus in it's entirety: sales of firearms, be they "Assault" or otherwise, is already banned to juveniles. However, you have nicely phrased it so that Joe Six-Pack and Suzy Soccer-Mom understand that you are foursquare behind the idea that we need to stop selling machine guns to sixteen year-olds. Artfully done, that.)
Unfortunately, this survey does nothing to advance informed and intelligent debate on this issue. Something that is sorely needed. Better luck next time.
Tamara K.[/quote]
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Tamara's House of Weapons: If we can't kill it, it's immortal.
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Club .40*&*, Top Guns *.357sig* club, Big Dawg #447
10mm: It's not the size of the Dawg in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!
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"..but never ever Fear. Fear is for the enemy. Fear and Bullets."
10mm: It's not the size of the Dawg in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!