I was cruising lewrockwell.com and went to the Minority Mike back issues this afternoon and came across a jewel I had not read. The whole article is Enslaving Private Ryanby Minority Mike.
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SMART GUNS - No, they ain't. This here is one of Billy Jeff's brainstorms. He wants gun makers to make guns with little bitty computer chips in 'em that will only let the guns fire if the person with the right fingerprints is holdin' 'em.
How about we try 'em out first with all the government gunslingers you've got runnin' around out there shootin' innocent citizens? If they work as well as the computer chip that keeps goin' belly-up in Biggun Stump's TV down at the Last Ditch Attempt Saloon (Guns & Bait in the back), we'll have a lot less folks with holes in 'em after the ATF gets through protectin' 'em to death!
Take a look at what this idea means to me on an everyday practical basis: I have four guns I keep around the house for self defense an' varmint shootin' here on the ranch. If I'm the only one who can use those guns, that leaves the rest of my family defenseless. That ain't gonna happen! I've got three young 'uns and one wife. This means I've got to buy eighteen more guns, four fer each, plus two extra hide-out pieces for the women. This'll take the number of self defense guns, in my house alone, from four to TWENTY-TWO!
Saaay...wait a minute here...when I think about it...DANG, Billy Jeff, this here's a GREAT idea. I ain't even counted the huntin' an' target shootin' guns around here. Hell boy, time I get through obeyin' your new law, I'll have upwards of SIXTY-TWO guns around my house! Damn son, that there's a FINE idea.
Since this is goin' to be a government program, an' since the wife an' kids are minorities, I know you'll be sendin' the money for all these new guns to 'em real soon. I know how you'd hate to see 'em get left behind on that level playin' field you an' Hillary are always goin' on about. My Margaret's got her heart set on a new slim-line Glock .45. Little Lori can't wait to get her hands on her own, fingerprint-personal, Armalite .308 cal. insult rifle. Hurry on up now, Billy Jeff, an' get that check in the mail will ya?
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SMART GUNS - No, they ain't. This here is one of Billy Jeff's brainstorms. He wants gun makers to make guns with little bitty computer chips in 'em that will only let the guns fire if the person with the right fingerprints is holdin' 'em.
How about we try 'em out first with all the government gunslingers you've got runnin' around out there shootin' innocent citizens? If they work as well as the computer chip that keeps goin' belly-up in Biggun Stump's TV down at the Last Ditch Attempt Saloon (Guns & Bait in the back), we'll have a lot less folks with holes in 'em after the ATF gets through protectin' 'em to death!
Take a look at what this idea means to me on an everyday practical basis: I have four guns I keep around the house for self defense an' varmint shootin' here on the ranch. If I'm the only one who can use those guns, that leaves the rest of my family defenseless. That ain't gonna happen! I've got three young 'uns and one wife. This means I've got to buy eighteen more guns, four fer each, plus two extra hide-out pieces for the women. This'll take the number of self defense guns, in my house alone, from four to TWENTY-TWO!
Saaay...wait a minute here...when I think about it...DANG, Billy Jeff, this here's a GREAT idea. I ain't even counted the huntin' an' target shootin' guns around here. Hell boy, time I get through obeyin' your new law, I'll have upwards of SIXTY-TWO guns around my house! Damn son, that there's a FINE idea.
Since this is goin' to be a government program, an' since the wife an' kids are minorities, I know you'll be sendin' the money for all these new guns to 'em real soon. I know how you'd hate to see 'em get left behind on that level playin' field you an' Hillary are always goin' on about. My Margaret's got her heart set on a new slim-line Glock .45. Little Lori can't wait to get her hands on her own, fingerprint-personal, Armalite .308 cal. insult rifle. Hurry on up now, Billy Jeff, an' get that check in the mail will ya?
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[This message has been edited by sensop (edited June 30, 2000).]