Mike's Green Stupid Juice

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Mike in VA

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I put this in Legal & Political on account of I was watching the political pundit shows this evening. They left me with a headache, a knot in my stomach, and a spasming sphincter. I sought relief. This worked for me, thought I'd share it. Scale proportions to the size of your discomfort or number of associates. Only do this at home with the car keys & guns secured. Combine the following:
1.5 oz Cuervo Gold
.75 oz Cuervoe White
1 oz Triple Sec
1.25 oz Rose's Lime juice
.5 oz orange curacao
juice of 1/4 lime
Shake vigorously, serve over crushed ice with a splash of seltzer (or more than a splash, like 50/50, if you want to stay up a while), and squeeze an other wedge of lime on top. This temporarily eases the pain of living among the sheeple and prevents scurvy.

After two of these in a highball glass, I feel much better (for now). It's gonna be a long summer, and the conventions are yet to begin.

I'm going to the range tomorrow (not too early) with my new Kimber, to say a prayer for the Repubic and to make some noise in the name of freedom. God bless & hava nice weekend. M2
 
I'm going to the range tomorrow (not too early) with my new Kimber, to say a prayer for the Repubic and to make some noise in the name of freedom. God bless & hava nice
weekend. M2

~LOL~ Amen brother!
 
Sounds pretty good, Mike, but me and Tequila don't get along so well anymore. ;)

I'm just finishing up my last Shiner Bock (Thanks again Gunslinger & Terridarri) and am on my way to a few Captain Morgan Rum & Diet Cokes around the fire in my backyard.

Tomorrow morning, you should mix up one of these:
1.5 oz. Vodka
3 oz. Orange Juice
3.5 oz. Milk of Magnesia

You've just mixed a Phillips Screwdriver. Enjoy! ;)

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Ohio Constitution, Article I, Section 4 Concealed Carry is illegal in Ohio.
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OK, OK, I don't type well when under the influence. Shiner is good, and Ill try one them Phillips screwdrivers sometime, too. Capt'n Morgan says don't forget to fight scurvy. Momma says get offa the 'puter and come giver a back rub. That is a good sign, a very good sign. Later :) :): :)
M2
 
Consuming a few cold ones from 12 oz aluminum cans (or larger if you prefer) can have the same theraputic benefit. And the next morning you'll have something to shoot!!! The shooting in the morning can help relieve the headache resulting from the draining of the cans the prior evening.
 
: thebluesman: If what You described is a phillips screwdriver, do You know what a seniorcitizen screwdriver is? Vodka and orange metamucil! (smirk, giggle)
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I'm with you BluesMan. Tequila and I have an agreement, I stay away from it and it stays away from me.
 
Mike, take a look at my review of El Toro Tequila at this address. It will be good for a few laughs. :> BigG

http://www.epinions.com/fddk-review-495D-896FB2A-391C62D0-prod5

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o I raised my hand to eye level, like pointing a finger, and fired. Wild Bill Hickok
o If you have to shoot a man, shoot him in the guts... Wild Bill Hickok
o 45 ACP: Give 'em a new navel! BigG
o It is not the function of our government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error. Justice Robert H. Jackson
o It is error alone that needs government support; truth can stand by itself. Tom Jefferson
o When you attempt to rationalize two inconsistent positions, you risk drowning as your own sewage backs up. BigG
 
Si, si, Senor George! Cheap tequila tastes a lot like kerosine, but it does have hallucinogenic properties (also works like a spinal block). Then there's 'eating the worm', the effects of tequila in excess is nasty stuff to cope with. I've learned (and relearned, once or twice) that if you stop after 2-3 good ones, the likelihood of 'driving the bus' is sharply reduced and there is no taste of the Mexican army having marched thru your mouth in dirty sweatsocks the next morning.

Saturday night turned out pleasantly with Mrs. M2, I fergot about the political a$$holery and buffonnery for a while, and Sunday AM I put another 200 rounds thru the Kimber (that gun makes me look good) with no ill effects beyond a slightly sore wrist.
Best regards, M2
 
Glad you enjoyed my review and also that you enjoyed yer Kimber!

Sincerely,

BigG

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o I raised my hand to eye level, like pointing a finger, and fired. Wild Bill Hickok
o If you have to shoot a man, shoot him in the guts... Wild Bill Hickok
o 45 ACP: Give 'em a new navel! BigG
o It is not the function of our government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error. Justice Robert H. Jackson
o It is error alone that needs government support; truth can stand by itself. Tom Jefferson
o When you attempt to rationalize two inconsistent positions, you risk drowning as your own sewage backs up. BigG
 
Back in the early 80’s I / we had one case bud one fifth Jim Beam and one bottle of Mezcal (spelling?) I got the worm. The next morning 11am we felt OK. No injuries or broken furniture. We sort of told each other we had a good time. Nobody really knows for sure.
 
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