The networks are reporting that EMS was called to the site of the Vice Presidential debate just minutes ago. Apparently, a size 10 1/2 EE loafer belonging to Dick Cheney needed to be removed from the backside of Senator Edwards following their debate.
Cheney, who lately seems to make a habit of leaving his footwear in the nether-orifices of his liberal adversaries, had no comment.
Cheney, who lately seems to make a habit of leaving his footwear in the nether-orifices of his liberal adversaries, had no comment.