The Governor of Maryland, Glendening has decided to push for a law banning body armor except for the police and other "important people" such as news reporters. He says it is dangerous if body armor falls into the wrong hands as it protects criminals when being shot.
In related news the Governor has proposed a ban on seat belts in the state of Maryland because he found they were falling into the wrong hands. He discovered that seat belts protect criminals when they are in auto accidents.
OK, I made that second part up. Do you ever get the feeling that the inmates are running the asylum?
In related news the Governor has proposed a ban on seat belts in the state of Maryland because he found they were falling into the wrong hands. He discovered that seat belts protect criminals when they are in auto accidents.
OK, I made that second part up. Do you ever get the feeling that the inmates are running the asylum?