Make the bad girl stop...

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There was a Britney Spears concert performed nearby recently. Some co-workers and I were talking about her fame and long term career prospects. Hey! It was a slow day!

As a joke, I played one of her latest hits (available via our intranet jukebox) "Oops, I did it again."

The tune is catchy and now I can't get the damn thing out of my head! I tried washing the taste out with some Quicksilver Messenger Service ("Who do you love" - a very tight riff) but it was as effective as a single aspirin for a class 5 headache.

You have been warned. TFL'ers with teenage daughters have my deepest sympathies. :eek:

Cliff
 
QUICK, Cliff, sing with me::::::

Here's a story of a lovely lady,
who was bringing up three very lovely girls...

There, now. Didn't that get rid of Brittney?
 
Cliff, a good healthy dose of the Captain and Tenille and the Village People will do wonders of getting that brat's song out of your head. Cap it off with a little Bee Gees and you'll be straight.
 
Clapton's "Journeyman" will cure all your ills. Do it......now

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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes" RKBA!
 
ha Ha HA!! What a bunch of wyze guyz. :D

That same intranet juke box today spewed forth "The Brady Bunch" theme song (thank you, Tmoney :) ), as well as "Dragnet", "Gilligan's Island", "The Rifleman", "The Rebel" ) remember Nick Adams as Johnny Yuma?

And... best of all... "Combat." Vic Morrow as Sgt. Saunders. :D

Now. Speaking of the Captain and Tenille - didn't they perform that timeless classic "Muskrat Love?"

Time for The Doors. Or Jimi. No. Mozart! Symphony #40 - a sure fire silver bullet.

:)

Cliff
 
Golden Earring's Radar Love sticks in my head when I'm driving, sometimes.

The theme from "Rawhide" is rather adherent to the brain.

Stix's Mr. Roboto has staying power in the brain. (Thanks a LOT, VW!)

Ooh!Ooh! Try The Girl from Eponema!

Or Besa Me Mucho. (Personal fave; Cesaria Evora)

Or Ella Fitzgerald's T'ain't What You Do (It's The Way That You To It)

But really, when I start whistling, I get stuck on If I Only Had a Brain, and Swingin' On a Star.

Gawd! You wouldn't believe how my head echos, now....!
 
Look on the bright side. I can't stand her music but she is a babe. Just Duct Tape her mouth I would take her to the range any day any way.. ;) Moderators please don't hurt me for this. I am a 22 year old Male.. What do you expect.
 
A tune stuck in your head is called an "earworm" by psychologists. The only way to get rid of it is to hum or sing a different tune for a while. Just listening to other music doesn't seem to work, so you'd better take a deep breath and try to remember all the words to "American Pie".

The only danger is that the new tune might become an earworm too.
 
The only tune to stick in my head recently was by that annoying 12 year old little girl, er I mean boy, who sings about being happy when a kid throws a gun in the river. Talk about picturing Margaret Thatcher naked to try and get something outta your head! :eek:

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"Government is not the solution to the problem, Government is the problem!"--Ronald Reagan
 
Okay, Kevin--

You're being cut a little slack.

;)

Oh, hey! Try "singing" the theme from The Magnificent Seven:

"Da Naaaaaaaaaaaaah,
Da, da, Da Naaaaaaaaaaahh...
Da Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah,
Da, da, Dahhhhhhhhhhhh..."

At the top of your lungs. Um, you may wanna go outside for this.

--L.P.
 
I saw Miss Spears smoking on a teen program and thought that is an awful image and habit to present to her vulnerable fans.
She sure is impressive otherwise.

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"Keep shootin till they quit floppin"
The Wife 2/2000
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again

Umm yeah
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh

I think I did it again
I made you believe
We're more than just friends
Oh baby, it might see like a crush
But it doesn't mean that i'm serious
Cause to loose all my senses
That is just so typically me
(oh baby, baby)

Chorus:
Ooops I did it again
I played with your heart
Got lost in this game
Oh baby, baby
Ooops you think i'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry watching the days
Cant u see im a fool in so many ways
But to loose all my senses
That is just so typically me
(oh)

Chorus (1x)

(Guy)
- Britney before you go
There's something I want you to have
(Britney)
- Oh, it's beautiful
But wait a minute
Isn't this?
(Guy)
- Yeah, yes it is
(Britney)
- But I thought the old lady drop it into the ocean
at the end
(Guy)
- Well baby I went down and got it for you
(Britney)
- Oh you shouldn't have

Ooops I
Did it again to your heart
Got lost
In this game oh baby
Oops u think that im sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Chorus (2x)[/quote]
 
I whistle the tunes from the three greatest westerns ever, The Good, the bad and the ugly- Fistfull of dollars and For a few Dollars more. Ennio Morricones tunes are incredible.
Jeepster
 
I had the jingle from the Luv's diaper commercial in my head for two and half years, 24 hrs a day, seven days a week.

"Luvs...(dum,dum,dum...)
"Luvs...(da-dum, da-dum...)"

I still have nightmares.
 
Ok, well...I am a visual learner. I don't have trouble with getting sounds out of my head. What I do have trouble with is images. (why do you think I am not going into th emedical field?) I now have two reasons to boycott McDonalds -- anti-self protection, and they have picures of that stupid cow-eyed girl everywhere! What's it with her always having her head tilted to one side in EVERY picture? Does she have some sort of neck problem?

Ugly, can't sing, can't dance. Yeah, right...she makes sense being so popular. I would rather watch Janet Reno dance in that laem little school-girl outfit than I would Spears. I basically cannot stand the girl. Plus, she is a bloody slut.


Hueco
 
I'm 22 so you take it from there... I also have a family freind in the record biz and from what he tells me she smokes worse than my '72 pickup.

Oh yeah, Hueco... Reno in a school-girl outfit thats just wrong. :eek:

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While I Breath I Hope

[This message has been edited by JCH (edited August 11, 2000).]
 
And I thought I was the only one who had this problem. I also have trouble sleeping and the
"earworm" problem compounds it. Imagine waking up a three in the morning with Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell" in your head. Trust me, you cannot fall back asleep.

Dick
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