This 19 year old who is a first time voter writes a letter to Al Bore with some good suggestions.
http://www.keepandbeararms.com/newsarchives/XcNewsPlus.asp?cmd=view&articleid=716
A Letter to Mr. Gore
from Justin, a first time voter with eyes wide open
Jstcds1981@aol.com
I've been watching you speak for quite some time now, and I'd like to offer you some
advice.
First let me say that I'm 19 years old, registered to vote, and will be exercising my
right in November. Being the youth you aim to serve so valiantly, I notice you have
a very strange way of talking to the youth of America, and I'm writing to give you
some pointers as to how to present yourself. I hope you don't mind, but I have a
suggestion for your next speech. Hope you like it, I just thought you should say how
you really feel, and stop beating around the bush. Here is a recommended speech you
can use -- one that more accurately reflects your positions:
"Good afternoon ladies and gentleman, thanks for being here today.
This speech will be dedicated to the younger people of America who I
would love to have vote for me in November, and here is why. My
words are weapons, with which I murder you. Please don't be scared.
Just let them enter your head freely.
"You all are the future, the 21st century dyslexic, glue sniffing
cybersluts, with homicidal minds, and handguns. You are insane,
nothing will change....unless. If elected President, I will do my best to
make sure your 2nd Amendment rights are whittled away. I mean
who really needs a gun for protection anyway, that's what the
Government is here for.
"I will promise to make it yet easier for you to terminate a pregnancy
via Abortion. I know how much of a burden it can be to get pregnant
when you don't want to. Believe me, I've been there. I was the first guy
to ever be pregnant, so I know how you ladies feel. I want to keep your
right to abort.
"I will also do my best to make it possible for you to end the life of a
parent or grandparent who is sick or dying. I mean really, wouldn't it
be easier to end your suffering immediately instead of having them
live on and on with very little possibility of getting well. Just think of
all the money you could possibly save in medical expenses. Besides I
know you really don't think it's God's will as to how they live out there
final days. As if there is a God, come on now.
"Here is a really important one for you: I will promise to take
advantage of the situation we have tried so hard to create. People of
different colors should remain separate. It's a lot easier for us to
maintain our unlimited power if you all fight amongst yourselves. God
forbid you all were united and realized just how badly we are screwing
you over. We'd be in trouble.
"One last thing, and there are many more, but since your attention
span is lacking as young people I don't want to carry on. I will continue
to try and make us a stronger part of the United Nations. This
organization is our best way as a Government to wield even more
power. Just think how much money we could waste if we enacted a
Global Tax. It would indeed be a wonderful thing. We could abuse you
from a number of different continents at the same time. I mean we
would also strive for world peace at the same time, don't worry.
"Last but certainly not least after I'm done implementing all of these
ideas, and all of you are unarmed, poor, and uneducated I will no
longer have to make these rotten speeches to try and convince you to
vote for me. I will no longer need to. You will be so reliant on our
systems that to vote for anyone else would be foolish.
"Thank you, God bless the United States of America, and remember to
Gore America on November 7th."
I hope you liked it Mr. Gore. I just thought you should speak from your heart from
now on. Tell us how you really feel. Your life is like a circus, Mr. Gore, and you are
tripping on that tight rope. I hope you fall to defeat in November. If you by some
chance win, it won't be thanks to me and my friends. One last thing, I'd like to ask
you one question. Could you please answer it before election day?
How is it okay for you and your family to be protected by guns 365 days a year, yet
it isn't okay for me and my family? Isn't my life, and that of my family as sacred as
yours?
Thanks, and best of luck next week.
http://www.keepandbeararms.com/newsarchives/XcNewsPlus.asp?cmd=view&articleid=716
A Letter to Mr. Gore
from Justin, a first time voter with eyes wide open
Jstcds1981@aol.com
I've been watching you speak for quite some time now, and I'd like to offer you some
advice.
First let me say that I'm 19 years old, registered to vote, and will be exercising my
right in November. Being the youth you aim to serve so valiantly, I notice you have
a very strange way of talking to the youth of America, and I'm writing to give you
some pointers as to how to present yourself. I hope you don't mind, but I have a
suggestion for your next speech. Hope you like it, I just thought you should say how
you really feel, and stop beating around the bush. Here is a recommended speech you
can use -- one that more accurately reflects your positions:
"Good afternoon ladies and gentleman, thanks for being here today.
This speech will be dedicated to the younger people of America who I
would love to have vote for me in November, and here is why. My
words are weapons, with which I murder you. Please don't be scared.
Just let them enter your head freely.
"You all are the future, the 21st century dyslexic, glue sniffing
cybersluts, with homicidal minds, and handguns. You are insane,
nothing will change....unless. If elected President, I will do my best to
make sure your 2nd Amendment rights are whittled away. I mean
who really needs a gun for protection anyway, that's what the
Government is here for.
"I will promise to make it yet easier for you to terminate a pregnancy
via Abortion. I know how much of a burden it can be to get pregnant
when you don't want to. Believe me, I've been there. I was the first guy
to ever be pregnant, so I know how you ladies feel. I want to keep your
right to abort.
"I will also do my best to make it possible for you to end the life of a
parent or grandparent who is sick or dying. I mean really, wouldn't it
be easier to end your suffering immediately instead of having them
live on and on with very little possibility of getting well. Just think of
all the money you could possibly save in medical expenses. Besides I
know you really don't think it's God's will as to how they live out there
final days. As if there is a God, come on now.
"Here is a really important one for you: I will promise to take
advantage of the situation we have tried so hard to create. People of
different colors should remain separate. It's a lot easier for us to
maintain our unlimited power if you all fight amongst yourselves. God
forbid you all were united and realized just how badly we are screwing
you over. We'd be in trouble.
"One last thing, and there are many more, but since your attention
span is lacking as young people I don't want to carry on. I will continue
to try and make us a stronger part of the United Nations. This
organization is our best way as a Government to wield even more
power. Just think how much money we could waste if we enacted a
Global Tax. It would indeed be a wonderful thing. We could abuse you
from a number of different continents at the same time. I mean we
would also strive for world peace at the same time, don't worry.
"Last but certainly not least after I'm done implementing all of these
ideas, and all of you are unarmed, poor, and uneducated I will no
longer have to make these rotten speeches to try and convince you to
vote for me. I will no longer need to. You will be so reliant on our
systems that to vote for anyone else would be foolish.
"Thank you, God bless the United States of America, and remember to
Gore America on November 7th."
I hope you liked it Mr. Gore. I just thought you should speak from your heart from
now on. Tell us how you really feel. Your life is like a circus, Mr. Gore, and you are
tripping on that tight rope. I hope you fall to defeat in November. If you by some
chance win, it won't be thanks to me and my friends. One last thing, I'd like to ask
you one question. Could you please answer it before election day?
How is it okay for you and your family to be protected by guns 365 days a year, yet
it isn't okay for me and my family? Isn't my life, and that of my family as sacred as
yours?
Thanks, and best of luck next week.
