Let's start the banning!

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Ariloulaleelay

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Ok... I've seen more than a fair share of people on this board saying this oughta be banned and that oughta be banned... Well- lets start, and give your reason. BTW- this thread is intended to be humorous and light-hearted; so for those who are taking it seriously-- that was NOT the intent. :p

First off:
1) Yard gnomes- tacky. simply tacky.
2) Pabst Blue Ribbon- horse pis! that marginally passes for "beer"
3) "gangsta" style shooting- "spent brass keeps rainin' on my head" :)
4) Political Correctness- 'nuff said.
5) "Chick flicks"- there is NEVER enough Braveheart to go around. :p :p
6) Non-shooting days- a day not at the range is a day wasted. :D
7) The Golf Channel- [speechless] I'm at a loss. Life, anyone?
8) Beanie Babies- nahh... need targets at the range. :D

and finally...
9) The Rosie ODonnell show- an hour better spent on infomercials. :rolleyes:


anything else?

[This message has been edited by Ariloulaleelay (edited February 27, 2000).]
 
1. Richard Simmons :eek:
2. Rosie (They need to tie her to a bed and feed her water and bread for a year).
3. VW Bugs
4. Richard Simmons :eek:
5. CCW Laws
6. Klinton -n- Gore
7. Hillary
8. Bradley
9. Richard Simmons :eek:
10. Viagra Commercials (I have to getup everytime I see it)
11. My GF when she's pissed
12. Richard Simmons :eek:
13. Martha Stewart's Healthy Living
14. People over 99999 years old that still drives
15. Rap Music
16. Those "Gothic" People
17. Linda Tripp
18. Fat guys in Speedos
19. John Tesh
20. Cold toilet seats
21. Welfare
22. Men with breasts
23. Vending Machines that reject your dollar
24. People who name their kids "Barbi" "Buffy" "Candi" "Sugar"
25. The last thing banned...................


Richard Simmons :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
This guy scares me! :(
 
Ban Richard Simmons?! Then who would make my skin crawl?

svt, "22. Men with breasts"?
DAL

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Reading "Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal," by Ayn Rand, should be required of every politician and in every high school.
GOA, JPFO, PPFC, CSSA, LP, NRA
 
You want your skin to crawl? How's this for creepy and disturbing; Janet Reno in a thong bikini going a table dance. Talk about some of the things that should be banned! LOL
 
USMCgrunt
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm going to have NIGHTMARES, you didn't need to be so graphic. I now have that gastly image stuck in my head.
 
Nah, forget about the table dance. How about Donna Shala and Madalin(sp) Albright doing the table dance while Jamet does a lap dance? :eek: :eek: And Richard Simmons and Rosie sing. {anyone have a 'smiley' for puke?)

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Ne Conjuge Nobiscum
"If there be treachery, let there be jehad!"
 
Arrrggghhhhh Jim V....no cookies for you after leaving us with that image! :eek: Sheesh!
Ezboards has a "sick" smiley and Novogate has a puke smiley...wish we had 'em here!
 
renoani.gif


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ACCEPT NOTHING LESS THAN FULL VICTORY!"

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http://www.homestead.com/gunrights/Guns_and_Gunrights.html
 
Kimberman,

You are one sick puppy!

Dakotan, we gotta eat some time. Maybe we could get one of those Romulan mind-wipe machines and pray we can some day eat again without losing it.

WE MOST DEFINITELY NEED A PUKIN' SMILEY!!

[This message has been edited by sensop (edited February 27, 2000).]
 
Okay....just trying something here...

pukey.gif



hee hee hee...it worked!!!

[This message has been edited by Ottergal (edited February 27, 2000).]
 
Janet Reno and Rosie uhmm uhhh doing uhh uhmmm what lesbians do :eek: :eek: :eek:

As for for #22 Men with breasts... NOT FAT MEN... Drag Queens!!!! Ban em all!! :D :D

AND RICHARD SIMMONS!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Ottergal! It looks like ... like a ...a dadgum PUKIN' SMILEY!

You're a genius! Okay Mr Moderator, if this is what I think it is you don't have a hair if you don't put it on the Smilies Legend Page.

Way to go Ottergal.
 
:happy: :dopey: :sneezy: :grumpy: :bashful: :doc: .. Whats the last one again ? None of mine work.

:throwup: :vomit: :blowchunks: :puke: :hurl: :slime: :ralph: :praytotheporceleingod:

nope, can't do that either

:sick:


[This message has been edited by MusclesMcGee (edited February 28, 2000).]
 
Good Evening Everyone-

Please, please, please don't inadvertently say something hateful to hundreds of thousands (possibly millions) of people on the Internet.

The anti-gun crowd loves to watch for threads like this to use out-of-context to paint us as Neanderthals. Careful out there!

Regards,

~ Blue Jays ~
 
Whats wrong with Gothic? Hey - I look good all in black. :D

As for Richard Simons... You know - you can turn the TV off.

You all missed POKEMON !!!
 
Thanx, Ottergal. Since YOU stole it from Novogate, I don't really feel like I'm stealing it from you! What's the "sick" smiley look like?
Pokemon can choke
pukey.gif
 
I think that we should regulate swimming pools. Swimming pools kill more children each year than those evil guns or polluting cars. All swimming pools should be registered with the local Fire Marshall, and all owners should be forced to possess a Pool Permit. Owners need to demonstrate that they are proficient in the care, use, and safe handling of swimming pools. It should be illegal for children to possess, or use a swimming pool, except at officially sanctioned "swimming pool events" monitered closely by the local fire department personel. Eventually, the goal is to ban the private posession of pools by the public altogether. Legislation will be needed to do this. All "backyard" swimming pools need to be filled in as soon as it becomes politically achieveable. Please work for this HOLY goal. We are doing this for the children!!!

Dennis Foote
President, Swimming Pool Control Inc.

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Just as there is no such thing as too much fun,
there is no such thing as owning just one gun!!!

Off my meds (quit smoking), armed to the teeth, and loose on an unsuspecting society!!!

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