45YearsShooting
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August 4, 2013: Los Angeles (CNN) -- A man who sped down Venice Beach's crowded boardwalk Saturday evening looked like he wanted "to create mayhem and massacre a lot of people," a witness said. The man drove his car into the Venice Beach boardwalk, killing one person and injuring 11. The driver accelerated into the crowd and then sped off, leaving the scene in chaos.
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Wait... we know we can't ban ALL cars, even though that is our ultimate goal since cars kill so many people. It's not the drivers; it's the cars that are dangerous. If only people did not have cars, they wouldn't kill so many people.
Wait... we just don't have enough votes to do that right now. Instead, let's start by banning 4WD Hummer trucks with reinforced steel bumpers and giant run-flat tires. A "military assault" vehicle if you will. After that, we'll go after all 4WD trucks, then all trucks with big bumpers. After that, we'll ban those run-flat tires from all vehicles.
Let's rush this legislation through NOW, while people are still upset about this current assault. We need to exploit this tragedy and take advantage of people's outrage and emotion while it is still fresh in their minds.
* Everyone has my permission to re-distribute this original message (created by me), but only in it's entirety. I am releasing it to the public domain.
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Wait... we know we can't ban ALL cars, even though that is our ultimate goal since cars kill so many people. It's not the drivers; it's the cars that are dangerous. If only people did not have cars, they wouldn't kill so many people.
Wait... we just don't have enough votes to do that right now. Instead, let's start by banning 4WD Hummer trucks with reinforced steel bumpers and giant run-flat tires. A "military assault" vehicle if you will. After that, we'll go after all 4WD trucks, then all trucks with big bumpers. After that, we'll ban those run-flat tires from all vehicles.
Let's rush this legislation through NOW, while people are still upset about this current assault. We need to exploit this tragedy and take advantage of people's outrage and emotion while it is still fresh in their minds.
* Everyone has my permission to re-distribute this original message (created by me), but only in it's entirety. I am releasing it to the public domain.
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