This past weekend, a friend and I washed and detailed the vehicle of a part-time co-worker and mutal friend. Said co-worker and friend is a deputy in an adjoining county. While preparing the vehicle for cleansing, I noticed her duty pistol in the trunk, - SIG P239. Having never actually laid hands on this particular firearm, I commenced to drool and do the 'happy-happy, joy-joy' dance. But what horror I met when upon further inspection I saw the inch of dust in the space between the hammer and frame and ketchup like substance on the grip. Before we left to wash the car, I commented to my dirty gun friend on the condition of her weapon. With that she proclaimed, "Well, take it and clean it too!" To which I replied, "Like I would have asked you before I did anyway! This thing is disgusting." And off we went. Well, quite frankly I don't think my parent's chimney had as much soot in it as the barrel of the SIG did (I'm going to have to buy another case of Hoppes #9 now). Having cleaned most of the gunk from the pistol, I proceded to remove the grips. Upon doing so, I found that the grip screws were covered in rust and whence I removed the grips themselves I discovered that this particular P239 was issued with LEO only dust bunnies as every nook and cranny of the grips and the grip frame was awash in the rabid little creatures. I 'eeked' and gasped in horror! I managed to choke back my tears (that this wonderous firearm could be so unkempt) as I finished cleaning and lubing the SIG. I later returned the pistol to my friend and gave her the standard stern, finger-waving lecture on not keeping something so essential to her safety clean. I think it worked, and at any rate she seemed tickled that her SIG now gleemed in the light. As I left the building she said thank-you and "Gee, it's so clean, I won't want to shoot it at all." And again I said to myself, HHHHhhhhmmmm!?!?!
Medic
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Admit Nothing,
Deny Everything,
Make Counter Accusations
[This message has been edited by Medic (edited June 21, 2000).]
Medic
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Admit Nothing,
Deny Everything,
Make Counter Accusations
[This message has been edited by Medic (edited June 21, 2000).]