Thankfully, this weekend i was able to pick up the new Silverware Drawer Safe(TM). It replaces your original drawer with a 3/8" steel box with sliding drawer. It is designed (verly nicely i might add) to simply fit into the space left by the original drawer, the only work you must do is to cut the slot on both sides (sorta in the drawer jam) to accept the latches. It is guarenteed to require more than 60 minutes to break open with hand tools (if installed by a liscensed professional, $100 on average) and is "child-safe", although, my 4 year old cousin got into it once (but i think it was my fault somehow.) It only cost me $200. But, i'll pay any price to make sure the children are safe.
On the front, it has a keypad which allows you to operate the 9 digit (1 billion possible combinations) lock. The lock is electronic and works on a single 9V battery (life 2-5 years.) You must enter in the 9 digit combination on the first 2 tries otherwise you'll need to wait 15 minutes to carve that turkey, before the lock gives you another chance.
I decided not to get the optional 110dB siren which sounds after 3 consecutive failed attempts to enter in the 9 digits.
Before i picked up this little beauty, i had Blade-Loks (TM) on each one of the steak knives, Scoop-Loks (TM) on the spoons and ice cream scoops, and Safe-Forks (TM) on the forks. (Unfortunately, when i purchased all of those locking devices for my silverware, they didn't have enough of them with the same key, so i have 23 keys hidden in my gun safe, these were handed out to dinner guests as necessary.)
I do feel much safer now that i can be sure my silverware cannot be used for evil purposes and that the neighborhood kids cannot get their hands on the ice cream scoop when i'm at work (i usually let the "rug-rats" in the neighborhood inside my house when i'm not there, it's easier than telling them not to and upsetting their self-esteem.)
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"[Even if there would be] few tears shed if and when the Second Amendment is held to guarantee nothing more than the state National Guard, this would simply show that the Founders were right when they feared that some future generation might wish to abandon liberties that they considered essential, and so sought to protect those liberties in a Bill of Rights. We may tolerate the abridgement of property rights and the elimination of a right to bear arms; but we should not pretend that these are not reductions of rights." -- Justice Scalia 1998