Just got this--please help these folks!

Joel Harmon

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As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next President.

This will have catastrophic results in our vital-no, indispensable-entertainment industry.

Barbra Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin-among many others-have sworn to leave the country if George W. Bush is elected President.

And this is where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help pack and to load moving vans. We also need airfare for these irreplaceable national treasures so they can relocate before they change their minds.

For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these celebrities and their unfortunate relocation.

You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen "refugee" as they learn to become a useful citizen in the Third World country of their choosing.

You will help, won't you? It costs so little, but it means so much.

Call 1-800-Deport-a-Lib. Operators are standing by. Major credit cards are accepted.

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Please "help" these folks

I will gladly donate two 55-gallon drums of hot tar and 300 pounds of chicken feathers to this worthy cause.

Just let me know where to send them. If it’s close to where I live, I will volunteer to help apply said materials in an appropriate manner.

I can also supply a 20 foot length of rail if needed.

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Skyhawk
 
Maybe it wouldn't cost as much as we might think. Rush promised the use of his airplane for this worthy cause one day last week.
 
Well they can go to Cuba, that governmental system may be more to there liking. After all they sure as hell don't value freedom, or national independence.
 
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