Just for laughs. (Y2K related)

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Lavan

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I posted this on a gold and silver site on Jan. 1.
It's kinda gunny so maybe you will get a kick out of it. They sure did.
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God, it's as bad as they warned. People are running around everywhere. I
went to the grocery store and people were filling up baskets with all sorts
of food. I was able to kill most of them, but when I tried to make it through
the mall parking lot, people were everywhere. I shot a few but they tried to
fake me by acting like they were running away. God, this is horrible. I'm
glad I stocked up on ammo. Right now, a bunch of looters are trying to get
into the shop and they are all disguised as policemen. They have even stolen
the police helicopter which is overhead. I have killed 4 of them but I don't
know how much longer I can hold out. Damn Y2K!!!! If any of you are able to
read this, I can use help if you can get here. I have to go now.
 
Perhaps it's you that needs professional help. Talking of killing human beings is just about the most tasteless thing imaginable.

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Either learn to hit what you aim at, or take track lessons.
 
Thanks Dave AA
I guess "Just for laughs" wasn't enough.
I will try to be clearer on future posts.
Maybe "Warning! Joke" before and after text will work although who knows.

Hope no one reads the original "Hansel & Gretel" where the witch cooks kids.

Joke Joke Joke
 
Lavan - quick! Increase your dosage! The voices are not, repeat not your friends! (And we're not jealous because they only talk to you.) :D

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"...and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."
Luke 22:36
"An armed society is a polite society."
Robert Heinlein

[This message has been edited by mk86fcc (edited February 09, 2000).]
 
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