It's time for more restrictions on mag capacity

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Lavan

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I just got my new issue of Guns & Ammo and I believe it exceeds all reasonable capacity of a magazine to hold subscription forms. I think there were 27,365 different cards falling out of the magazine as I tried to exercise my 2nd Amendment right to read about guns.
One of them even had to be RIPPED out and it exposed an end of a staple which resulted in my receiving a 17" deep puncture wound. After adding that to the serious paper cuts I suffered, I am today beginning a class action lawsuit to demand millions of dollars in damages.
Anyone wishing to join in this class action can contact me at:

Lavan's Bulk Paper Recycling Co.
12345 Page St.
Pulp, Wisconsin
 
Take those pre-paid postcards and MAIL them back ... When you get junk mail at home -- don't just rip it up and throw it away; if it comes with a pre-paid envelope, stuff the envelope with whatever they sent ya and send it back to them.
 
Oh SURE! And then the postal service gets 42,000 tons of mail and they all go "postal" and 765 mail employees die in a hail of coast-to-coast gunfire, Dianne Foonsteen introduces "emergency legislation" Clinton declares martial law, they take all our guns and then I have NO magazine to read other than "The Hillary Chronicles."
:D :D
 
I always send them toenail clippings, and belly lint. I like to think of the disgust they get when they poor them out in their hand :)
 
Hey BadMedicine,

You better hope that a VooDoo whitch doctor doesn't get those clipping and lint. They use them to make bad medicine on the sender. :D
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eric of IN:
Used coffee filters. If they're going to send their trash to me,,,,[/quote]

No coffee filters around here, but there's a roll of paper in,,,
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