Duck Hunters In Michigan
>This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in Michigan.
>A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in
>winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with the guns, the dog, and of course
the new vehicle.
>They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the
ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering
duck would fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. So, out of the back of
the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse.
Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a
location far from where they are standing (and the new Navigator), because they don't want to take the risk of slipping
on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast. They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns and the dog?
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING.
Especially things thrown by the owner.
You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the
burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two men yell, scream,
wave their arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and
shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with # 8 buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment,
slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and
of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new
Navigator.
>BOOM! Dog and Navigator are blown to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two
idiots standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces.
>The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered. He still had
yet to make the first of those $560 a month payments!!
And you thought your day was not going well?
>This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in Michigan.
>A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in
>winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with the guns, the dog, and of course
the new vehicle.
>They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the
ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering
duck would fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. So, out of the back of
the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse.
Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a
location far from where they are standing (and the new Navigator), because they don't want to take the risk of slipping
on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast. They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns and the dog?
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING.
Especially things thrown by the owner.
You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the
burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two men yell, scream,
wave their arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and
shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with # 8 buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment,
slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and
of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new
Navigator.
>BOOM! Dog and Navigator are blown to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two
idiots standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces.
>The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered. He still had
yet to make the first of those $560 a month payments!!
And you thought your day was not going well?
