So, you think you can have a muffler on that car?
Better have a tax stamp and all the paperwork.
Like having those swing up doors on your car?
That makes it too convenient and comfortable for you to get in, and we don't like that. If it makes your car more comfortable...you better get rid of it.
That gas tank is way too big.
We don't want you to be able to drive that far. 5 gallon tanks only. California cowers in terror at the mere mention of 15 gallon gas tanks. People faint in the streets, riots ensue at the very thought.
That's a nice ferrari you imported there. Now here's the list of parts you have to have that are American made in it that we decided you have to have. You can start with the engine.
That spoiler on the back? We want that gone too. We cant have a trunk thing that goes up.
those are just a few I can think of right off hand..anybody got anymore? C'mon, it'll be good for a laugh...
Better have a tax stamp and all the paperwork.
Like having those swing up doors on your car?
That makes it too convenient and comfortable for you to get in, and we don't like that. If it makes your car more comfortable...you better get rid of it.
That gas tank is way too big.
We don't want you to be able to drive that far. 5 gallon tanks only. California cowers in terror at the mere mention of 15 gallon gas tanks. People faint in the streets, riots ensue at the very thought.
That's a nice ferrari you imported there. Now here's the list of parts you have to have that are American made in it that we decided you have to have. You can start with the engine.
That spoiler on the back? We want that gone too. We cant have a trunk thing that goes up.
those are just a few I can think of right off hand..anybody got anymore? C'mon, it'll be good for a laugh...