V4Vendetta
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I would be assasinated
. I saw a thread like this on THR & thought it would be interesting to post here. I personally would not want to be president or even a mayor. Maybe a judge or a sherrif but that's it. However, if I had to be president, here's what I would do.
1. Repeal the laws banning machine guns & silencers. I once thought I'd see how loud a AK sounded when you weren't wearing hearing protection
. Not too fun. I also would arrange for your ear doctor to be able to give you a perscription for a silencer so you could claim it as a write-off on your taxes
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2. Disband the BATF & put their agents to work cleaning up the streets of New York city so that we citizens don't have to smell the stench of urine everywhere up there.
3. Pass a law that says anyone who has a arguement with another person may choose to duel it out if they wish & not waste the courts time.
4. Repeal the death penalty. I don't trust the government to deliver my mail so why would I trust them to kill the right person? I'm sure that everyone here can agree that once you kill someone, you can't un-kill them.
5. Encourage people to ride bikes to work & other places so that we wouldn't be as reliant on foreign oil & get America in better shape. As a incentive, we would give tax cuts to anyone who could prove they rode a bike at least 500 miles yearly. Relax, You don't have to pedall all those miles in 1 sitting.
6. Give the UN diplomats 24 hours to vacate the country & go back to where they came. Then televise the destruction of the UN headquarters.
7. Make the 5th of November a holiday here with fireworks & dancing & feasting so that local government officials could remember that they work for the people. Not the other way around.
8. Eliminate the victimless laws. If you want to go to the race track & bet $5 on a 30 to 1 longshot, that should be your affair & not the governments. Same goes for making moonshine unless your making it hurts someone else, for example if it explodes & kills someone.
9. Pass a law that NOTHING can be open on a Sunday with the exception of needed places like hospitals or police or fire agency's. I believe people should spend at least 1 day out of 7 with their family & friends. Have a barbecue or something.
10. Tell the media that for every 30 minutes of bad news, they must report at least 30 minutes of good news. Say for example at 5:00PM they can talk about the bombings in the middle east but at 5:30PM they must talk about a person who saved someone else from drowning or being robbed or something.
11. Pass a law that said thieves & vandals must pay triple the cost of the damage to the property owner. That would help deter future crime I think.
12. Bring back a form of slavery. Now before the NAACP gets on my case I feel I should explain. Back during biblical times, if you had a debt that you could not pay off, you had to work off your debt as a slave. You didn't get to declare bankruptcy & then not pay off what you owed. And the new slavery isn't just something for white people to benefit from. Everyone who is owed a debt can make the debtor become their slave until the debt is repaid. However there will be a code of conduct for the slave masters & if that code is violated, the slave would go free. The codes of conduct will be in the following section.
13. No raping of said slaves. No murdering of said slaves. No torture. No making the slave to do anything illegal.
14. Encourage kids to get involved with outdoor activities like biking, kayaking, shooting, fishing, etc. Then on their 18th birthday as a reward, give them a .22 rifle of their choice between a Marlin 39 or Ruger 10/22. And a thousand rounds of ammo.
15. Pass legislation to stop Pauly Shore from acting. If that isn't a needed law, what is?
I'm sure there is more but that's all for now.
What would you do?
. I saw a thread like this on THR & thought it would be interesting to post here. I personally would not want to be president or even a mayor. Maybe a judge or a sherrif but that's it. However, if I had to be president, here's what I would do.1. Repeal the laws banning machine guns & silencers. I once thought I'd see how loud a AK sounded when you weren't wearing hearing protection
. Not too fun. I also would arrange for your ear doctor to be able to give you a perscription for a silencer so you could claim it as a write-off on your taxes .2. Disband the BATF & put their agents to work cleaning up the streets of New York city so that we citizens don't have to smell the stench of urine everywhere up there.
3. Pass a law that says anyone who has a arguement with another person may choose to duel it out if they wish & not waste the courts time.
4. Repeal the death penalty. I don't trust the government to deliver my mail so why would I trust them to kill the right person? I'm sure that everyone here can agree that once you kill someone, you can't un-kill them.
5. Encourage people to ride bikes to work & other places so that we wouldn't be as reliant on foreign oil & get America in better shape. As a incentive, we would give tax cuts to anyone who could prove they rode a bike at least 500 miles yearly. Relax, You don't have to pedall all those miles in 1 sitting.
6. Give the UN diplomats 24 hours to vacate the country & go back to where they came. Then televise the destruction of the UN headquarters.
7. Make the 5th of November a holiday here with fireworks & dancing & feasting so that local government officials could remember that they work for the people. Not the other way around.
8. Eliminate the victimless laws. If you want to go to the race track & bet $5 on a 30 to 1 longshot, that should be your affair & not the governments. Same goes for making moonshine unless your making it hurts someone else, for example if it explodes & kills someone.
9. Pass a law that NOTHING can be open on a Sunday with the exception of needed places like hospitals or police or fire agency's. I believe people should spend at least 1 day out of 7 with their family & friends. Have a barbecue or something.
10. Tell the media that for every 30 minutes of bad news, they must report at least 30 minutes of good news. Say for example at 5:00PM they can talk about the bombings in the middle east but at 5:30PM they must talk about a person who saved someone else from drowning or being robbed or something.
11. Pass a law that said thieves & vandals must pay triple the cost of the damage to the property owner. That would help deter future crime I think.
12. Bring back a form of slavery. Now before the NAACP gets on my case I feel I should explain. Back during biblical times, if you had a debt that you could not pay off, you had to work off your debt as a slave. You didn't get to declare bankruptcy & then not pay off what you owed. And the new slavery isn't just something for white people to benefit from. Everyone who is owed a debt can make the debtor become their slave until the debt is repaid. However there will be a code of conduct for the slave masters & if that code is violated, the slave would go free. The codes of conduct will be in the following section.
13. No raping of said slaves. No murdering of said slaves. No torture. No making the slave to do anything illegal.
14. Encourage kids to get involved with outdoor activities like biking, kayaking, shooting, fishing, etc. Then on their 18th birthday as a reward, give them a .22 rifle of their choice between a Marlin 39 or Ruger 10/22. And a thousand rounds of ammo.
15. Pass legislation to stop Pauly Shore from acting. If that isn't a needed law, what is?
I'm sure there is more but that's all for now.
What would you do?
