mainegunner
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Well, every year my school does this thing called winter carnival. Basically we are divided into teams and compete in events like basketball, shooting elastic bands at bottles, etc. And we have to make T-shirts for our team. My team name was Team Yeti. (we could not have Snow Tanks or anything else that involves "blowing things up" or "explosions".) Well, on my T-shirt, I put a semi auto shotgun and the words "peace through superior firepower". My team leader (and my least favorite teacher of all time) sees this and flipped off the wall. She said "What do guns have to do with this? I thought that I said No blowing things up!" My friend Dakota, who was working on his shirt also, said "Guns don't blow things up. You need explosives for that. Guns just make holes" without even looking up. And then she got on the number my T-shirt had. Well, have any of you seen the commercial with Ickey Woods where he yells "Whoo! 44, that's me ladies!" I was trying to make a joke on that, but then she thought I meant .44 caliber. I tried to explain, but no. I couldn't get a word out of my mouth. I should have put 77/250 as my number. (77/250=.308) Then again, this is the same teacher that almost crucified me for righting "God created man, Sam Colt made them equal" on the whiteboard where everybody can write just about anything.