I did'nt know whether to laugh or puke - Dear Abby

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I never read her pablum but the headline caught my eye "One way to call attention to gun deaths"
Some knucklehead from W.Va complains that gun deaths seldom get the press coverage they deserve! Aaaack-phooey
Another knothead. Lowell K. Allen, retired Navy, writes that he was on the submarine USS Cato in 1944 and the gunners mate bring a 20MM submachine gun ?!? into the mess to clean it, did'nt check to see if it was empty. He then carelessly pulled the trigger, the bullet ricocheted off the bulkheads, miraculously missed everyone but himself!!
The bullet wounded the gunners mate in the upper left arm!

My brain is making that squealing sound again!
We are outnumbered by the morons and they can vote!
 
There was a book written in 1960s in Russia titled (approx.) "Knownothing on the Moon". Knownothing was the nickname of one of the characters: a member of a smurf-like socialist community.

In this story, they "good guys" landed ont he Moon, found it to be hollow and posessed of an inner sphere on which similar smurf-like "bad capitalists" lived. The whole story was a disguised explanation of how stock markets, other aspects of capitalism worked.

Among the cute details was the huge popularity of "Newspaper for Morons" (much more popular than the competing "Newspaper for Smart People"). Everyone knew that they were not morons but bought the newsrag anyway to see what was peddled to the morons this week.

Our reaction to "Dear Abby" drivel reminds me of "smart people" reading the Newspaper for Morons...and getting upset.
 
I totally quit reading Abby several years ago when a guy wrote in asking parents to control their kids and not let them climb all over motorcycles parked in parking lots at Wal-Mart or wherever. Abby's response? Motorcycles are considered an attractive nuisance and he'd better have insurance 'cause if one of those darling children got hurt he would be liable! As far as she was concerned parents had no responsibility or culpability. Its ok for kids to run wild. I knew then she was one of the dumbest people on the planet.

I say again: we need reasonable and common sense parent control - "if it saves one child."
 
Abby is a screaming liberal Dr. Spock we-should-all-apologize-for-being-alive idiot whose only credentials are in her ancestry.

Phil: "Motorcycles are considered an attractive nuisance and he'd better have insurance 'cause if one of those darling children got hurt he would be liable!" This, unfortunately, is the law. It applies to swimming pools and other "attractive nuisances." I forget the legal term; perhaps one of the attorneys on this board could refresh my memory.

Dick
 
Scoreboard of gun deaths may grab public attention

Dear Abby:
The letters from "Grieving Grandmother" and Anne Coakley were tragic reminders of the problem of guns in our nation. Unfortunately, such episodes get little attention from the media except on a local newscast or in the back pages of the local paper. They aren't "news". It happens all too often. it takes a school massacre to get the national notice the situation deserves.
Perhaps what needs to be done is have a running "scoreboard" set up in New York's Times Square: a continuing count of the gun deaths in the entire nation since the start of every year. The count could even be catagorized by accidental deaths and murders. Running messages could give the particulars of the latest death as to date, loction and victim's age.
I realize this is a macabre suggestion. however, some drastic measure is needed to engage the public's full awareness of our problem. I also realize that it would require a great deal of money to rent the sign and acquire the necessary information. However, perhaps some organization or philanthropist would be interested.
Concerned Octogenarian, St. Albans, W.Va

Dear Concerned:
Your suggestion is no more macabre than the billboards that advertise the number of deaths per year from smoking. Frankly, I think billboards addressing serious issues are a public service.
To embellish on your idea a little - the gun death scoreboard could be designed to look like a game in a shooting gallery. Every time the death toll increases, a bell could "ding!" and a duck could disappear from the screen. It's really not so far fetched - as it stands today, almost all of us are sitting ducks.
Abby

For those caring to respond to this, Abby's email:

http://www.uexpress.com/ups/abby/html/askabby.html

My response:

Dear Abby:
Your support for a gun death scoreboard in Times Square raises some interesting questions.
Most scoreboards display both sides points. Would yours? Would all the crippling assaults, rapes, robberies and murders prevented by the private ownership of firearms be presented?
If so, then you better plan on a pretty big scoreboard. You're going to need it to list the 2.5 million crimes prevented every year by honest Americans who use firearms for self protection.
Actually, getting a billboard in Times Square probably wouldn't be as expensive as you think. Your fellow gun grabber, Sen. Charles Schumer seems to think that he owns Times Square, so maybe he can get you a discount. You also needn't worry about the expense of maintaining the statistics. Your friends over at Handgun Control, Inc. will be happy to help. Heck, they just make up those numbers anyway, so that shouldn't really add too much to the bill.
Your idea about designing it to look like a shooting gallery game, with disappearing ducks and ring-a-ding sound effects is cute. But don't you think that might seem to trivialize such a serious issue? Would you want your murdered child to be represented by a falling duck? If your feigned compassion were placed on a scoreboard opposite your obvious insensitivity, you would lose by any accounting.
NRA Member, Mandeville, LA
 
I would believe views like Abby has would be founded in liberal America . Frisco or some other hotbed of Elitism . BUT !!! This girl is from the heartland . Sioux City Iowa . Graduated from Central High along with her twin sister Ann ( Landers ) , yes , the girls are sisters ( maiden name Friedman ) . People from these backgrounds are usually prone to see the world in a realistic way . Everybody has a gun . Nobody shoots someone for any reason other than self defense . AND!!! This is rare in Iowa . The people are different there .
Now , I would believe she is willing to whore her column to maintain circulation in liberal rags which , in the end , pay the bills .As far as kids climbing on cycles . I believe she is saying it will happen . NOT !!! That it is right .
Her and her sister had pretty much the same views in their columns . Try to get along . Give a little . See the other side etc. . A little too wishy washy for me but that's what sells . Some people swear BY them . Others swear AT them . Whatever .

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TOM
SASS AMERICAN LEGION NRA
 
The "newspapers for morons" seem very popular. A local radio station did a bit recently on supposedly 'genuine' Dear Abby letters from morons.

My favorite (paraphrased): "Dear Abby, I feel that I cannot trust my husband at all. He cheats on me constantly. In fact, he is so unfaithful, I am not even sure our child is his." :)
 
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