Friends,
I don’t know if this is true. If it isn’t, it ought to be.
JUST VOTE.
Quite a story here...
Last Thursday I put out one of the political signs in my front yard. Between
midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night I put out sign No.
2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake
out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading
to my backyard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a
lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m. Here
comes the fun part . . . I noticed that the car coming down the street was
slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure
enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to
uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial
introduction! As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved
to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with
power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce"
herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that,
I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.
And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock
at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest. The Vancouver
(WA.)Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told
him, he could not stop laughing! I followed him out to the perp's car and
stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the
guy lived a couple of streets down, I -- knowing what was about to happen --
asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the
street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?" Oregon has no sales tax, so often
Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax
. it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part. .
The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted.
When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat"
mumbled that (his license) was suspended. Just for kicks and giggles I asked the
officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at
me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test.
Guess what? You got it, he blew a 10, legally drunk in the state of
Washington.
DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates Bush!
Cost of Bush signs: $5.95 each
Cost of Flashlight batteries: $3.95/Pack
Seeing a Leftwing Numbskull carted off to the hoosegow: Priceless.
I don’t know if this is true. If it isn’t, it ought to be.
JUST VOTE.
Quite a story here...
Last Thursday I put out one of the political signs in my front yard. Between
midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night I put out sign No.
2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake
out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading
to my backyard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a
lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m. Here
comes the fun part . . . I noticed that the car coming down the street was
slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure
enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to
uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial
introduction! As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved
to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with
power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce"
herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that,
I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.
And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock
at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest. The Vancouver
(WA.)Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told
him, he could not stop laughing! I followed him out to the perp's car and
stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the
guy lived a couple of streets down, I -- knowing what was about to happen --
asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the
street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?" Oregon has no sales tax, so often
Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax
. it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part. .
The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted.
When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat"
mumbled that (his license) was suspended. Just for kicks and giggles I asked the
officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at
me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test.
Guess what? You got it, he blew a 10, legally drunk in the state of
Washington.
DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates Bush!
Cost of Bush signs: $5.95 each
Cost of Flashlight batteries: $3.95/Pack
Seeing a Leftwing Numbskull carted off to the hoosegow: Priceless.