I am changing to a liberal.

[Lavan]

Yep. I am sick of my puny guns. Even a .600 Nitro Express can only kill ONE elephant. Same thing for all my guns. They can only destroy one thing at a time.

BUT...with a good liberal agenda, I can kill a whole country. I can get away with lying about most anything. I no longer will have to be limited to facts in any of my arguments so I will always win.

Now....THAT.....is power! I can also get money from China and multinational corporations.

And.......I.......can be the only one "authorized" to have a gun so I can bully everybody else.

.......this ain't serious....well, maybe it could be. More serious than any of us know.

 

[C.R.Sam]

And your license to be a hypocrite would be your Democratic registration.

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Sam I am, grn egs n packin

Nikita Khrushchev predicted confidently in a speech in Bucharest, Rumania on June 19, 1962 that: " The United States will eventually fly the Communist Red Flag...the American people will hoist it themselves."

 

[Mal H]

"I can get away with lying about most anything."

Nah, you're just becoming a fisherman.

Actually, your observations sound about right to me. But don't forget, every rifle you now own will suddenly become a dreaded assault rifle and every handgun you own will end up killing a child. So be careful and be sure not to pass up the first gun "buy-back" that comes along.