I am 13th Stepping at...

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Alnamvet

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....the Coltaholic's meetings; can't help myself...every time I see a filly, I say to hell with the 12 steps, and go straight for the 13th.
Should I just trash all my Colt's, and stop "slipping" so much? Should I tell my sponsor that I really didn't read the Big Book...that was just the cover...inside were naked pics of all my favorite ponies....oh why oh why did I start abusing Colt 45's???;)
 
I will pray for your recovery brother. "St. Samuel please leadeth us down the path of correctness....Yea let us unite and go forth converting all to Coltaholism....lead us not into temptation by the Gastonites....let us avert our eyes from false frame materials....let us find goodness and purity in checkered rosewood grips...let us esteem thy smooth 4 lb trigger...bless us St. Samuel....making our aim true and our desire for the almighty 1911 strong....Amen"

Hmm....I have this sudden urge to go to the gun store.
 
Thank you Brother Jack...

...when I was @Fordham to become a Jesuit priest, I often recited a prayer quite like the one you said for me...to this day, I cannot figure out why I was thrown out. I am limiting my Colt 45 binges to no more than 1 per quarter. I know if I don't change my ways, I will suffer at the hands of St. Lucifer the Glockmeister...woe is me.....................:(
 
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