The joke thread over in General discussion got me thinking about a few hunting jokes. Here's one.
Rich Californian comes to Idaho to hunt elk. Doesn't use a guide, he's already read all there is to read on the subject.
He tromps over the mountains for a week. Never sees an elk. Gets more and more depressed.
Finally, on his last day in-country, as he's headed back to base, he sees his quarry afar off. He stalks in to about 400 yards. Its a tough shot, but his uber-magnum and years of paper punching pay off.
He hikes in to the fallen animal, only to find an Idaho rancher reaching for his trophy. He goes ballistic, starts making threatening gestures with his rifle and screaming "I paid $$$$$$ to get here, and spent a week walking *&^**& miles to get that animal! Its $%^%$^% mine, you hayseed!"
The rancher says "Ok, OK! Calm down! Just let me get my saddle off it, first!"
Know any others?
Rich Californian comes to Idaho to hunt elk. Doesn't use a guide, he's already read all there is to read on the subject.
He tromps over the mountains for a week. Never sees an elk. Gets more and more depressed.
Finally, on his last day in-country, as he's headed back to base, he sees his quarry afar off. He stalks in to about 400 yards. Its a tough shot, but his uber-magnum and years of paper punching pay off.
He hikes in to the fallen animal, only to find an Idaho rancher reaching for his trophy. He goes ballistic, starts making threatening gestures with his rifle and screaming "I paid $$$$$$ to get here, and spent a week walking *&^**& miles to get that animal! Its $%^%$^% mine, you hayseed!"
The rancher says "Ok, OK! Calm down! Just let me get my saddle off it, first!"
Know any others?