Hunting humor

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The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his
hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden
informed him.

"I know," said the hunter, "but I shouldn't need a new license,
I am only shooting at the deer I missed last year."
 
Blond/ hunting joke

Two blonds are stealthfully following a set of tracks. The first one says, 'hmmmm, those are definately bear tracks'. The second one says, 'nope those are moose tracks'. Then the train hit them.
 
True story, from maybe 50 years ago:

A woman shot a deer, and dutifully put her tag on it. The deer, only stunned from a grazing hit to the neck, jumped and ran. The woman chased after it, yelling for it to stop (!).

The deer jumped the fence to the next ranch, where a hunter promptly shot it. He and his buddy went to tag and gut the buck. The woman got to the spot about the time they did, calling out, "That's my deer!"

"No, lady, it's MY deer. I just shot it."

"I can prove it's my deer! It has my tag on it!"

The two guys looked, and sure enough, there was the tag.

"Okay, lady. Anybody can run that fast, deserves a deer."

:D, Art
 
Mid 50s, snoopin around swamp in Alabama. Partner takin a dump, feral boar takes umbrage at our intrusion and charges partner, I dump boar bout ten feet out from the side with a slug. Partner a mess. Partner equally concerned bout boar and me shootin so close to him. Since we both missed him, he'll never know for sure which was more dangerous.

Sam
 
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