Al Thompson
Staff Alumnus
A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times,
approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you
spare two dollars?"
The well dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend it on
liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away on some fishing gear, are you?"
asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't fish," answers the bum.
"Well, you wouldn't waste the money on a guided hunt, would you?" asks
the man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't hunt."
The man then asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a
home- cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for
the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your
wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but it will be well worth it. I want her to
see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish or hunt."
approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you
spare two dollars?"
The well dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend it on
liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away on some fishing gear, are you?"
asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't fish," answers the bum.
"Well, you wouldn't waste the money on a guided hunt, would you?" asks
the man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't hunt."
The man then asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a
home- cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for
the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your
wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but it will be well worth it. I want her to
see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish or hunt."
