Rich Lucibella
Staff
The following site should be credited to Charles Riggs post on the API List.
http://www.stickdeath.com/bank.htm
Rich
http://www.stickdeath.com/bank.htm
Rich
Humor: An Armed Society
- Thread starter Rich Lucibella
- Start date
Ahh Rich you have found www.stickdeath.com I've been going there since it started. They like death and something else that shouldn't go here.
Jeff Thomas
New member
Did you notice how the one stick figure gets back into line after dispatching the BG? Classic.
[This message has been edited by Jeff Thomas (edited June 19, 1999).]
[This message has been edited by Jeff Thomas (edited June 19, 1999).]
David Schmidbauer
Retired Screen Name
How about these two
<a href="http://www.ampland.com/humor/kung_fu.gif">Modern Martial Artist</a>
<a href="http://www.stickdeath.com/sniper.htm">Sniper</a>
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Schmit, GySgt, USMC(Ret)
NRA Life, Lodge 1201-UOSSS
"Si vis Pacem Para Bellum"
<a href="http://www.ampland.com/humor/kung_fu.gif">Modern Martial Artist</a>
<a href="http://www.stickdeath.com/sniper.htm">Sniper</a>
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Schmit, GySgt, USMC(Ret)
NRA Life, Lodge 1201-UOSSS
"Si vis Pacem Para Bellum"
KAM_Indianapolis
New member
ROTFL - I needed that...
Glad to see there is some truly politically incorrect wit out there (Bill Maher is such a boob.)
Glad to see there is some truly politically incorrect wit out there (Bill Maher is such a boob.)
I feel much better now, thank you!
I just emailed my older brother about it, but he probably already knows. I learned a lot of weirdness from him. He clued me in to www.theonion.com .
-boing
I just emailed my older brother about it, but he probably already knows. I learned a lot of weirdness from him. He clued me in to www.theonion.com .
-boing
Jeff Thomas
New member
Thanks to Nikki for this one:
U.S. ARMY OFFICIAL VOICE MAIL MESSAGE
Thank you for calling the United States Army. I'm sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country, name of organization, the region, the specific crisis, and a number at which we can call you. As soon as we have sorted out the Balkans, Iraq, Korea, China, the Y2K Bug, marching up and down the streets of Washington, D.C., and compulsory "Consideration Of Others" training, we will return your call.
Please speak after the tone, or if you require more options, please listen to the following numbers:
If your crisis is small, and close to the sea, press 1 for the United States Marine Corps.
If your concern is distant, with a temperate climate and good hotels, and can be solved by one or two low risk, high altitude bombing runs, please press 2 for the United States Air Force. Please note this service is not available after 1630 hours, or on weekends. Special consideration will be given to customers requiring satellite or stealth technology who can provide additional research and development funding.
If your inquiry concerns a situation which can be resolved by a bit of grey funnel, bunting, flags and a really good marching band, please write, well in advance, to the United States Navy. Please note that Tomahawk missile service is extremely limited and will be provided on a first-come, first-served basis.
If your inquiry is not urgent, please press 3 for the Rapid Deployment Force.
If you are in real hot trouble, please press 4, and your call will be routed to the United States Army Special Operations Command. Please note that a compulsory credit check will be required to ensure you can afford the inherent TDY costs. Also be aware that USASOC may bill your account at any time and is not required to tell you why, as it will be classified.
If you are interested in joining the Army and wish to be shouted at, paid little, have premature arthritis, put your wife and family in a condemned hut miles from civilization, are prepared to work your ass off daily, risking your life, in all weather and terrain, both day and night, and whilst watching Congress erode your original benefits package, then please stay on the line. Your call will shortly be connected to a bitter, passed-over Army Recruiter in an old strip mall down by the Post Office.
Have a pleasant day, and thank you again for trying to contact the United States Army.
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Please note this is offered in good humor, and I do hope none of our members take offense! It does sum up rather well the current state of affairs, and all the while we have a President who is condemning domestic / school violence ...
U.S. ARMY OFFICIAL VOICE MAIL MESSAGE
Thank you for calling the United States Army. I'm sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country, name of organization, the region, the specific crisis, and a number at which we can call you. As soon as we have sorted out the Balkans, Iraq, Korea, China, the Y2K Bug, marching up and down the streets of Washington, D.C., and compulsory "Consideration Of Others" training, we will return your call.
Please speak after the tone, or if you require more options, please listen to the following numbers:
If your crisis is small, and close to the sea, press 1 for the United States Marine Corps.
If your concern is distant, with a temperate climate and good hotels, and can be solved by one or two low risk, high altitude bombing runs, please press 2 for the United States Air Force. Please note this service is not available after 1630 hours, or on weekends. Special consideration will be given to customers requiring satellite or stealth technology who can provide additional research and development funding.
If your inquiry concerns a situation which can be resolved by a bit of grey funnel, bunting, flags and a really good marching band, please write, well in advance, to the United States Navy. Please note that Tomahawk missile service is extremely limited and will be provided on a first-come, first-served basis.
If your inquiry is not urgent, please press 3 for the Rapid Deployment Force.
If you are in real hot trouble, please press 4, and your call will be routed to the United States Army Special Operations Command. Please note that a compulsory credit check will be required to ensure you can afford the inherent TDY costs. Also be aware that USASOC may bill your account at any time and is not required to tell you why, as it will be classified.
If you are interested in joining the Army and wish to be shouted at, paid little, have premature arthritis, put your wife and family in a condemned hut miles from civilization, are prepared to work your ass off daily, risking your life, in all weather and terrain, both day and night, and whilst watching Congress erode your original benefits package, then please stay on the line. Your call will shortly be connected to a bitter, passed-over Army Recruiter in an old strip mall down by the Post Office.
Have a pleasant day, and thank you again for trying to contact the United States Army.
_____________________________________________
Please note this is offered in good humor, and I do hope none of our members take offense! It does sum up rather well the current state of affairs, and all the while we have a President who is condemning domestic / school violence ...
Did any of you read the mail Stickdeath.com gets?
Man oh man those liberals and anti-violence types are VIOLENT! Those people are far more dangerous and brutal than we are. Give up my guns while those folks are walking around loose? Right
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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes"
Man oh man those liberals and anti-violence types are VIOLENT! Those people are far more dangerous and brutal than we are. Give up my guns while those folks are walking around loose? Right
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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes"