oberkommando
New member
Sorry if this was posted before, looked but didnt find it.
But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are
some prerequisites you must
have first.
Compare the below and see how you rate.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by
a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who
can't teach 4th graders how
to read is somehow qualified to teach those same
kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of
law-abiding Americans are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
technology, in the hands of
Chinese Communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before
Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by
Cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate,
and more affected by
yuppies Driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial but being homosexual
is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but
support abortion on demand
at any point in the pregnancy.
8. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and governments
create prosperity and jobs.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care
about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually>
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt
politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it
supports certain parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it
supports certain parts
of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinmen are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee or
Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are
racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a
lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason
socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the right
people haven't been in charge,
big government always knows better than you.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the
truth belong in jail, but
a liar, sex offender and draft dodger belongs in the
White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be
constitutionally protected and manger
scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic
party funding by the Chinese
is somehow in the best interest of the United
States.
lastly......
You have to believe Mr. Clinton "did not have sex
with that woman" try
telling that to your wife or husband.
You have to believe Richard Nixon obstructed
justice by having an 18 minute
gap in one tape of his recorded conversations, but
that it was only an
innocent mistake that one year's worth of Al Gore's
e-mails got erased.
And, wouldn't you know that these e-mails of Al's
just happen to be the ones
subpoenaed by a White House committee and a federal
grand jury in their
continuing investigation of campaign finance abuses
and other matters.
You have to believe Hillary's, Rose Law Firm,
billing records, under
subpoena, could not be found for three years, but
suddenly turned up on a
coffee table in the White House.
You have to believe that married citizens should
pay more than single
citizens because we use government services more
than they do and the
President needs some "foolin around" money.
But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are
some prerequisites you must
have first.
Compare the below and see how you rate.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by
a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who
can't teach 4th graders how
to read is somehow qualified to teach those same
kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of
law-abiding Americans are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
technology, in the hands of
Chinese Communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before
Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by
Cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate,
and more affected by
yuppies Driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial but being homosexual
is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but
support abortion on demand
at any point in the pregnancy.
8. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and governments
create prosperity and jobs.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care
about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually>
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt
politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it
supports certain parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it
supports certain parts
of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinmen are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee or
Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are
racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a
lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason
socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the right
people haven't been in charge,
big government always knows better than you.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the
truth belong in jail, but
a liar, sex offender and draft dodger belongs in the
White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be
constitutionally protected and manger
scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic
party funding by the Chinese
is somehow in the best interest of the United
States.
lastly......
You have to believe Mr. Clinton "did not have sex
with that woman" try
telling that to your wife or husband.
You have to believe Richard Nixon obstructed
justice by having an 18 minute
gap in one tape of his recorded conversations, but
that it was only an
innocent mistake that one year's worth of Al Gore's
e-mails got erased.
And, wouldn't you know that these e-mails of Al's
just happen to be the ones
subpoenaed by a White House committee and a federal
grand jury in their
continuing investigation of campaign finance abuses
and other matters.
You have to believe Hillary's, Rose Law Firm,
billing records, under
subpoena, could not be found for three years, but
suddenly turned up on a
coffee table in the White House.
You have to believe that married citizens should
pay more than single
citizens because we use government services more
than they do and the
President needs some "foolin around" money.
That's for sure 
So I thought I'd ask ... Was Monica's dress really blue or more of a cyan color? 