Ruthless4christ
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After my in search of new possum recipe thread was met with such ideas as
I decided i would share how exactly i came to begin eating this obviously "unclean" animal.
it all began my first year of volunteer missions work in Guatemala, as a 16 yr. old. i was living in a remote village about 15 miles walk from the nearest town teaching the locals to plant coffee. well at one point the directors of the mission left me alone for a supposed 2 week period of time which stretched out into 3 months. they were supposed to bring me more food from town but never showed up...oh yeah and no phones. so i stuck around and figured i had to scrounge up about whatever i could to eat.
upon asking the natives what they hunt , i was answered with "well there are pigs up in the rainforest(about three hour walk away" but around here the only thing we got is doves and Taquasines*)
*Taquasine means Possum
now ya'll have to understand that I did not recognize the Guatemalan word for possum and was completely tricked into this situation.
well we go out at night to search for this unknown supposed tasty creature, and at the first orange tree we encounter i flash my surefire mounted on my Sears Robuck 12 guage bolt action shotgun (my first gun in Guatemala) an see a pair of eyes...THERE HE IS shout the locals, and i fire(very hungry indeed at this point)
as it falls to the ground my six month old German sheapherd runs after it and after sniffing the body quickly returns with his tail between his legs(bad sign) and as I aproach to inspect i feel betrayal washing over me. this is a possum! i scream in english, the locals responding with blank stares.
but in the end the hunger pangs and the fact that i had not eaten any meat for about a month drove me to clean the ebast and cook it with lots of pepper. it filled me and allowed me to live another day. THe cleaning of this animal and the adventures therewhith are left for another days, as ihave written enough already.
andLeave 'em there, buzzards and coyotes have to eat too.
1. Dig a large hole as far away from the house as you can.
2. Place 'possum in hole.
3. Cover with dirt.
4. Order pizza or chineese take-out.
5. Enjoy not eating 'possum.
I decided i would share how exactly i came to begin eating this obviously "unclean" animal.
it all began my first year of volunteer missions work in Guatemala, as a 16 yr. old. i was living in a remote village about 15 miles walk from the nearest town teaching the locals to plant coffee. well at one point the directors of the mission left me alone for a supposed 2 week period of time which stretched out into 3 months. they were supposed to bring me more food from town but never showed up...oh yeah and no phones. so i stuck around and figured i had to scrounge up about whatever i could to eat.
upon asking the natives what they hunt , i was answered with "well there are pigs up in the rainforest(about three hour walk away" but around here the only thing we got is doves and Taquasines*)
*Taquasine means Possum
now ya'll have to understand that I did not recognize the Guatemalan word for possum and was completely tricked into this situation.
well we go out at night to search for this unknown supposed tasty creature, and at the first orange tree we encounter i flash my surefire mounted on my Sears Robuck 12 guage bolt action shotgun (my first gun in Guatemala) an see a pair of eyes...THERE HE IS shout the locals, and i fire(very hungry indeed at this point)
as it falls to the ground my six month old German sheapherd runs after it and after sniffing the body quickly returns with his tail between his legs(bad sign) and as I aproach to inspect i feel betrayal washing over me. this is a possum! i scream in english, the locals responding with blank stares.
but in the end the hunger pangs and the fact that i had not eaten any meat for about a month drove me to clean the ebast and cook it with lots of pepper. it filled me and allowed me to live another day. THe cleaning of this animal and the adventures therewhith are left for another days, as ihave written enough already.