Hillary Fan Gets His

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Capt. Charlie

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I got this in an e-mail today, and it's so danged funny (and appropriate) that I had to post it here..... and no, I don't issue tickets based on bumper snickers :D .
WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.

I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?"


HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A NAME.
HE GLARED AT ME AND BEGAN WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN
TIRES, SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET
AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST. THEN HE STARTED WRITING A
THIRD TICKET.

THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE
TICKETS HE WROTE.

I DIDN'T CARE, THOUGH. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS
ONE HAD A "HILLARY IN '08" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.

I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED. IT'S
IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE
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Right along the same lines as:

" Does your dog bite?"
"No."
Dog bites Inspector Clouseau
"I thought you said your dog does not bite?"
"That is not my dog."


Classic........
 
Man, what bad luck.

First I put that bumper sticker on Mr. Gingrich's car, then this other guy does a number on him. ;)
 
BreacherUp!

WC Field did it first, and better! Or am I just old..... :confused:

That is a good story about the bumper sticker - I hope someday I have the same opportunity. :)
 
I is said recently by some that Hillary has changed her position .NO ! She has never changed her position as a pure socialist , only changed her statements to sucker in the dummies. VOTE HILLARY for president -that will get her out of NY !
 
powderedonuts said:
The man should be taken to court and pay for all the tickets he caused after the first.
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He didn't "cause" any tickets......... The tickets were for "legitimate" infractions regarding the vehicles condition!
 
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