help dating a Python, please

[Billmanweh]

Blue, 6"

sn is 96,xxx

any ideas?

 

[Preacherman]

Why would you want to date a Python? Wouldn't someone of your own species be more interesting?

 

[sm]

The Preacherman

I know you've had a 13 hour day and all, but this is a COLT[like in firearm].
You guys still have to finish the wine or what
See raised the way I was, umm we had to use grape juice. I understand now some will wave at each other at the liquor store now though.

 

[stans]

Ummm...I have never dated a Python, but I have dated a few women that turned out to be snakes.

 

[AAChang]

Umm........dating a python huh.......... I agree with the other guys, stick to your own species

 

[Monkeyleg]

Bill, I suspect you've had enough of the jokes. If you haven't already done so, call Colt and their customer rep's can give you the date of manufacture.

Here's the info:

A Customer Service Representative can be reached by calling 1-800-962-COLT(2658), Monday through Friday 10am -12Noon and 1pm - 5pm EST.

 

[Old Fuff]

Boy did you leave yourself wide open.....

Your Python (If it's a Colt) was made in 1969.

 

[genefromjersey]

Last Python ah dated done put the squeeze on me...

 

[Billmanweh]

Thanks!

 

[Standing Wolf]

Snakes would be a vast improvement upon some of the women I've dated in the past few years! The ones who outweigh me by 75 pounds and still think of themselves as "slender" are the worst!