Well - assuming you ain't totally tongue in cheek - I wouldn't get mine any gun.
She's in her mid 70s (widowed) and loves to go out dancing. She isn't anti-gun by any stretch - when she was younger she was rumored to be a hell of a game shot - but is one of those folks who "just isn't interested".
However, she does have a mean looking short bladed knife she's asked me to sharpen on occassion. It's about the size that'd fit in her purse and I never see it in the knife drawer in her kitchen.
We now live 4,000 miles away from her - but for some reason neither my wife nor I worry about her.
By the by - I'm really fond of the lady - though we've been known not to see eye to eye on some subjects, and wish she was living a lot closer.
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Jim Fox