Dennis Olson
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Fascinating. Is this real? Any corroboration out there?
----- Original Message -----
From: James Woody <jwoody@toltbbs.com>
Sent: Sunday, May 14, 2000 10:00 AM
Subject: The Gunstock FFL Rebellion begins!
On May 15, 2000 the Gunstock Rebellion began in Tecumseh, Michigan. Johnson's sporting goods owner Dave Calibre looked over his lost sales for the weekend which amounted to over 6,000 dollars in gross sales. "Helen, if they pull this crap again we're goint to lose the business"; Dave had no intentions of giving up his long-running business. "Why don't you just tell the FBI and ATF that we really don't need their help anymore?" Dave walked behind the counter, angrier than Helen had seen him since Waco transpired. Dave starting ripping the wire out of his FBI background check computer.
"Helen-make a sign for the front window-No background check necessary." Helen being one step ahead of her hubby pulled the pre-made sign from the back stockroom. "This is the last time thes bastards are sticking it to us Dave", Helen commented as she taped up the sign.
Tuesday May 16 was the busiest day Dave and Helen could ever remember. Word had
spread fast especially in the Patriot community that Dave and Helen had drawn the line. Militia leaders mailed their letters of support and wrote editorials to the local papers in full support of Johnson's sporting goods and the second amendment.
The consensus was that the Klintonistas and BATFaggots had finally pushed the American people too far. If it's a war they want let it start here was the comment from the Lenawee county militia commander. Within the week the Gunstock rebellion had spread to thirty other gunshops in Michigan as word spread that the FFL-holders were trashing their background check computers and mailing letters of intent to the BATFaggots.
The gunshops became a rallying point for the patriots and anti-Klintonista forces in Militiagan much as the Liberty trees of old. News and views were taped in the front windows for all to view notifying them that the revolution had begun. Several senators such as Jesse Helms called in their support from the beltway.
Michigan milita leaders swore to protect the Gunstock rebellion stores with the full might of the second amendment and put a 24hr. armed guard on Johnson's sporting goods which had received threats from the BATFaggots that they had better take out some fire insurance.
Wayne La Pierre of the NRA finally was pushed into a corner and called in the full support of the NRA. George Bush Jr. claimed if elected he would repeal all gun control laws passed since 1968. Militia leaders stated they would settle for nothing less than full repeal of all gun-laws. Klinton threatened to have the National Guard called in to enforce the Federal edicts of the imperium. As of tonight the stand-off ensues as more citizens rally into the warring camps of gun views.
Klinton acknowledges that his computer failure over the weekend had backfired and had the opposite effect of making handguns and rifles available in Michigan without a background check.
[This message has been edited by Dennis Olson (edited May 15, 2000).]
----- Original Message -----
From: James Woody <jwoody@toltbbs.com>
Sent: Sunday, May 14, 2000 10:00 AM
Subject: The Gunstock FFL Rebellion begins!
On May 15, 2000 the Gunstock Rebellion began in Tecumseh, Michigan. Johnson's sporting goods owner Dave Calibre looked over his lost sales for the weekend which amounted to over 6,000 dollars in gross sales. "Helen, if they pull this crap again we're goint to lose the business"; Dave had no intentions of giving up his long-running business. "Why don't you just tell the FBI and ATF that we really don't need their help anymore?" Dave walked behind the counter, angrier than Helen had seen him since Waco transpired. Dave starting ripping the wire out of his FBI background check computer.
"Helen-make a sign for the front window-No background check necessary." Helen being one step ahead of her hubby pulled the pre-made sign from the back stockroom. "This is the last time thes bastards are sticking it to us Dave", Helen commented as she taped up the sign.
Tuesday May 16 was the busiest day Dave and Helen could ever remember. Word had
spread fast especially in the Patriot community that Dave and Helen had drawn the line. Militia leaders mailed their letters of support and wrote editorials to the local papers in full support of Johnson's sporting goods and the second amendment.
The consensus was that the Klintonistas and BATFaggots had finally pushed the American people too far. If it's a war they want let it start here was the comment from the Lenawee county militia commander. Within the week the Gunstock rebellion had spread to thirty other gunshops in Michigan as word spread that the FFL-holders were trashing their background check computers and mailing letters of intent to the BATFaggots.
The gunshops became a rallying point for the patriots and anti-Klintonista forces in Militiagan much as the Liberty trees of old. News and views were taped in the front windows for all to view notifying them that the revolution had begun. Several senators such as Jesse Helms called in their support from the beltway.
Michigan milita leaders swore to protect the Gunstock rebellion stores with the full might of the second amendment and put a 24hr. armed guard on Johnson's sporting goods which had received threats from the BATFaggots that they had better take out some fire insurance.
Wayne La Pierre of the NRA finally was pushed into a corner and called in the full support of the NRA. George Bush Jr. claimed if elected he would repeal all gun control laws passed since 1968. Militia leaders stated they would settle for nothing less than full repeal of all gun-laws. Klinton threatened to have the National Guard called in to enforce the Federal edicts of the imperium. As of tonight the stand-off ensues as more citizens rally into the warring camps of gun views.
Klinton acknowledges that his computer failure over the weekend had backfired and had the opposite effect of making handguns and rifles available in Michigan without a background check.
[This message has been edited by Dennis Olson (edited May 15, 2000).]
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